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looking for my first time love anal sex but have only had a dildo. im 160 pounds brown hair brn eyes 5 foot 10 good looking and want to meet a guy like beer and cigs
black male. Never been wit a man. Look to get fucked in the ass wit a dildo. I do eat my own nut. Looking for a man that will fuck me wit my dildo while giving me head. I love to eat pussy. I want a man to eat my nut and ass. I am wit a female. But we may can join.
Good looking bicurious male, average height, weight, build, etc. Ive never had a dick or dildo in my ass or mouth but I am eager to get a cock and dildo in both holes.
he's 5'6 cute sexy and lovable with a little beer belly. also likes his beer and dirt track racing.I'm about 5' cute and bubbly, nice round behind average breast size, with a little belly also. I'm not really into beer but a whiskey girl.
I am 5'7" brown eyed baby doll short hair average body type. I luv receiving oral as well as watching a man give another man oral. I am very dominate so I expect and enjoy getting my way. I have always wanted to use a dildo on man while another man gives him oral. I want a man or woman to give me oral until they cum. I want to use a dildo on a woman while a man eats her until they both cum and then they both eat me until I cum. I want to dildo a man while another man eats me as he's fuckn another woman I'm getn juicy just thinkn about it. Cum let me be your guide to pleasure let me be your Dom and you my sub you won't regret it
Fun never fucked a real dick just big dildo .I found my mom dildo big toy wean I was 10 and never stop fucking them now I need a to to fist my gaping ass and make my lil limp dick cum
Buy a modest sized dildo (cock replica with a suction cup base).

sucking it.....(FEELS EROTIC ALL READY doesn't it!)

BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE DEEPLY as you "go down" on the cock dildo (slowly, of silava lube)

Viola!!
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| | ahem La la la la....ahem LAAAAAAA!!
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| / \/ \ DO....the stuff... that buys me beer..
/\/\ (o )o ) RAY.. the guy that sells me beer..
/ \__/ --. ME....the guy..who drinks the beer,
( ) FAR...a long way to get beer..
\_ _-------' SO....I'll have another beer..
| / \ LA....I'll have another beer..
| | '\_______) TEA...no thanks, I'm drinking beer..
| \_____) That will bring us back to..
|_____ | (Looks into an empty glass)
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/ \ D'OH!!!



Q: HOW DOES HOMER SIMPSON'S HEART BEAT?"
A: Love duff...love duff
medium sized cock or dildo; no more than eight inches; ride it cowboy style on top

cumming in two minutes
Opens the trunk of car. Hmmmmmm, (rubs chin) how much stuff can I bring? Lets see,,,,,,coolers,beer, charcoal,beer, toychest, beer, two bags of Toninos,beer. Guess I should think about clothes too huh?
I've cum'd onto a good sized dildo stuck to the wall in the shower. Then I go down and act like I made it cum. I get it all over my face and the shaft then I back up on it and go for a nice fuck while I jack off again
Anal sex is great! Most bi guys love it and I know why! I started with small but plugs, and worked up to bigger ones. Had a gf that really enjoyed fucking me with a strapon. I'd put a nice dildo in her pussy, a but plu in her ass, the, the strapon with a very nice sized dildo. Bed over and she'd fuck me... she usually got off a couple of times. Was also fun to ride her while she played with my cock. A great, fun and erotic time for both of us. The best though, was fucking her while a friend fucked me after we both sucked him hard ... now that was the ultimate! Need to find another woman like her... I miss her dearly!

Interests:

Golden Showers
Love Hot Loads of Recycled Beer or water Piss, In my face, mouth and all over, cant have enough men using me afetr a Hot night of Poker and Beer. Marc
Women Sucking Men While He Is Getting Fucked
That is only something I have done with toys, one night I confided in my wife that I wanted to try her sex toy a gel dildo that vibrated medium to large sized. she put lube in my ass and toy and kept pushing in and she sucked my cock at the same time. it was as if my ass and prostate were linked to my cockhead. she sucked me while ramming the toy into me, it only took 30-45 seconds to cum.
Alcohol
Personally, I like to drink beer and suck cock! Being the cocksucker for the guys while watching a game or a race is a treat for them and a thrill for me! Occasionally, I entertain at bisexual or all male parties. Beer in moderation keeps me going! A little more makes me daring! Add a shot or two and I turn into bendover BJ! Contact me if you are having a get together and want an in house cocksucker!
Recipes
Beer Can Chicken *note: I got my beer can chicken rack at Walmart Cook in oven or cook on gas or charcoal grill. Cooking time is approx. 2 hours. 3 ½ to 4 pound chicken onion to put in neck cavity ½ can beer seasonings Thaw and clean a whole chicken, removing giblets from the cavity. Rinse chicken inside and out under cold water, drain and blot dry with paper towels. Generously apply seasonings to the outer skin and inner cavity. Using a 12 ounce can from beer or soda, pour out half the contents. Place half empty can of beer inside the ChickCan rack. *you may add seasonings to beer as well. Place the chicken over the ChickCan rack and beer can. Stuff a small onion in the neck cavity to seal in vapors. For charcoal grills: After coals are hot, slide them to the edges or make an open ring. Add about 6 fresh coals every 30 minutes during cooking time. For Gas grills: Place chicken over the left side and set the right side burner to low-medium. For oven use: place in a pie pan and add ¼ cup of water. Cook at 350 degrees. Cook chicken 1 – 2 hours until skin is dark golden brown and very crisp. Using a meat thermometer, temperature should reach 180 degrees in the thigh. When done, using tongs and a long fork, carefully transfer entire ChickCan Rack in its upright position to a platter. Let stand for 5 to 10 minutes. Then secure the wire base with a hot pad and carefully remove the chicken from the rack. *Be very careful not to spill the hot beer on yourself. Serve and Enjoy!
Double Dildo
I have to echo bijazz's sentiment as I too Love having my wife slide one end of our favorite double-dildo up my ass and the other end up her juicy pussy. As she thrusts and withdraws the end of the dildo within her it also causes the end inside of my ass to slide in and out driving me wild. Before long she works herself into a shuddering orgasm. Once she has regained her composure she'll suck on my cock and work the dildo in and out of my ass with her hand until I come filling her mouth with my thick cum....:)
Being Tied Up
When I was in college...an older man found sucking cock atthe local glory-hole and took me for a beer after.He asked if I had ever been tied-up.I told him "no I haven't".After a couple of beers we went to his house,where he cuffed me to the head board and put nipple-clamps and a cock-ring and dildo up my ass,while he mounted the bed and fucked my mouth like a pussy for hours! He also fucked my ass mercilessly and stretched my tight little twink asshole until I walked like a girl! He spanked me and shaved my pubic hair(and made me shave him)and also pissed all over me in the shower after sucking him off again! The next day...I went back for more!!!!

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