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I'm 5' 7" muscular with a beer belly a beard, mustache and most importantly... a 6" long and 2" thick dick.
I'm quite attractive, thin, blond, hzl eyes, cute round butt, I'm 5'10" tall, 6 inch huge thick dick, friendly, I'm a bit shy and nervous at times. I love to drink beer to relax.
Well hung gentleman in Central PA looking for local couples, singles and anyone looking for a good time. New to the scene and want to learn more..any good teachers out there? I'm 6'4", 198, blonde/blue/trimmed goatee...33/34 waist and 8x7.5 thick beer can dick, so I'm told!!!....Hope to meet friends and companions hopefully locally but can travel at times.
I'm tall 6.1 thin muscular built , big , thick , penis 11 inch's . , haven't used it , in 2 yrs. I been cellobent , anybody want some of these problems I will eject and release so fast but it the true feelings you looking for , for sure I know !!!! Please call me , trust me , you got nothing to loose trying me out might not want to get rid of dick laying pipe real good work horse , I got and like to give it all when I get the pussy ,it ends up falling in love with me & my dick ..... Money also has to do with it and how she will fuck me , I need it soft sucking twirling on my hard thick dick and she falls in love with me and my dick .....
40 Beer belly small dick
6-3, 225, brown hair, only 7.5 ", but thick as a beer can
Most fun I had sucking, maybe 8", hard as a rock. Loved hearing him moan when he filled my mouth. The sweetest cum I ever swallowed. As for fucking, he was maybe 6" but as thick as a beer can. He fucked me so good. Longest, 11", yes I took it all when he fucked me. But the beer can cock guy fucked me the best. But then, I love Dick, short or long. Thick or thin, it's all good.
When I was 12 a older man about 57-58 asked me if I wanted a ride to where I was going. I accepted his offer and next thing I know is he asked me if I wanted a blow job i was really nervous but I said okay he drove to his house and he came out from the bathroom with nothing on and I remember just seeing a glance of his dick and it was really nice and thick I was so nervous not know what he was actually going to to do. He had me take off my clothes and I got on the bed with him and he had me rub his dick with lotion then after awhile he has me sit on his big thick cock and I was trying to insert his dick inside my ass hole it was really thick and I couldn't get it in my ass he then asked me to put my dick in his ass it felt so good when I slipped it in. I was only able to take about 10 strokes before I was was cuming so hard.
I I need somebody not a very long dick but cannot be a thick dick to be my first I never had it from behind two or three chances I had there were two thick. Used toys on myself I want somebody I want experience somebody does not going to hurt me can't be no big around and probably a banana I'm serious I got a tight a******
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| | ahem La la la la....ahem LAAAAAAA!!
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| / \/ \ DO....the stuff... that buys me beer..
/\/\ (o )o ) RAY.. the guy that sells me beer..
/ \__/ --. ME....the guy..who drinks the beer,
( ) FAR...a long way to get beer..
\_ _-------' SO....I'll have another beer..
| / \ LA....I'll have another beer..
| | '\_______) TEA...no thanks, I'm drinking beer..
| \_____) That will bring us back to..
|_____ | (Looks into an empty glass)
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/ \ D'OH!!!



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A: Love duff...love duff
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Opens the trunk of car. Hmmmmmm, (rubs chin) how much stuff can I bring? Lets see,,,,,,coolers,beer, charcoal,beer, toychest, beer, two bags of Toninos,beer. Guess I should think about clothes too huh?

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Blowjob Train
i sucked off 5 guys one time diffrent times that day an got all their loads on guy 12 and beer can thick shot off 4times in mymouth had to swallow fast was like a bullet and it was wild. love to do it with big cocks or thick ones in ne pa or hazleotn area, pj:-P:-P
Golden Showers
Love Hot Loads of Recycled Beer or water Piss, In my face, mouth and all over, cant have enough men using me afetr a Hot night of Poker and Beer. Marc
12 Inch Cock
An old gay friend of mine who lives several hours away texted me after many years of living in Colorado said that his very first time getting fucked in the ass was by a big thick dick. He said that he loved the experience of giving up his anal virginity to that dick. He told me that if I really wanted to give up my anal cherry to someone, that he would suggest giving it up to a man with a huge thick tool. So I'm trusting his judgement and looking for that right thick tool to do the job right and fill me up with as much as my ass will take. I'm looking for someone who lives close to the chatt hills/Douglasville area
Piss Play
I'm on vacation in New Mexico and visiting in Roswell and the surrounding areas and looking for piss play with guys into piss play. I'm especially looking for beer drinking guys that love their beer for I love drinking recycled beer piss and want guys to use my mouth as a urinal to take a piss down my throat. Would love to hear from all you beer drinking guys looking for a mouth to take a piss in so if I'm what you're looking for please do contact me. Though my profile states that I'm from Virginia and a crossdresser with tits and being that I'm visiting family and friends I'm unable to dress so I will be in the male mode.
Eat My Own Cum
I've eaten my cum out pussy, my hand, a cup, off of pizza, hamburger, I've drank it out of beer, I came on a dick and sucked it off.
Drinking Pee
I'm a piss drinking slut that loves drinking recycled beer piss and especially love guys that piss like a racing horse. My fantasy is to be invited to an all male beer drinking party and having all the guys use my mouth as a urinal for guys to take a piss in and suck their cock making sure not a drop of piss is wasted. Presently I'm in Roswell, NM and would love to meet beer drinking guys and have my mouth used as a urinal to take a piss in. Would love to meet beer drinking guys in Roswell and surrounding areas needing a human urinal to take a piss in for I need piss to quench my thirst.

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