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chrisNmandy
I am 5'3 approx 130 lbs blonde hair with darker blonde highlights and he is 6'1 green eyes blonde hair.
xoblondebabexo
I'm 24 f 5'1 105lbs... naturally blonde blue eyes... blondes are a total turn on for me :-) can't keep my hands off of a sexy ass blonde... I have kinda high standards... do you think you can get me wet?? Sure hope I can find a sexy ass blonde to get me going getting all wet and wild.... but if anyone thinks they can get me wet feel free oh please blondes just happen to get me a little wet just thinking about my dream girl.... but who knows you might be her xoxo *muah* ;-)
Hotspring
 We are a sensual horny blonde couple. I am an attractive, vivacious female with blonde hair, blue eyes and a curiosity to experience having a woman join us for some bedroom fun. My partner is a blonde athletic 6ft 1 male who is very sensual in bed and is also curious for a woman to join us for some erotic fun. We both enjoy getting involved and would now like to share our fun with another.
sweetsally
Hi I am a tall blonde that luvs to be in where the fun is I like all kinds of play. I am 5'8 146 lbs 36dd 28 35 blonde and blue eyes to see you with.
saugertiescouple
I am a natural blonde though i have died it red and cut it short. My husband has long dirty blonde hair.
xmastreat
attractive exciting hot she 34dd 26 34 tall blonde he sexy blonde 6" buff
Steve47006
A blonde is a blonde is a blonde! Take it from an old white-haired old goat who used to be ..... Blonde!!
Lionessa
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
oo7dot
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.

Blonde: "We need help. We're changing a light bulb."

Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"

Blonde: "Yes."

Operator: "The power in the house in on?"

Blonde: "Of course."

Operator: "And the switch is on?"

Blonde: "Yes, yes."

Operator: "And the bulb still won't light up?"

Blonde: "No, it's working fine."

Operator: "Then what's the problem?"

Blonde: "We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we fell all-over each-other and hurt ourselves!"


Be Happy
D i c k:)
Lionessa
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Lionessa
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note, which read:
"I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the North side of the playground.
Signed,
A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
cali_cpl_4cpl
A cop pulls over a hot blonde in a convertable sports car for speeding.

The cop approaches and asks the blonde for her drivers license.

The blonde looks at the officer with a confused look on her face, and repeats "Drivers license?".

The cop says "You know, your drivers license. That little square thing in your purse with your picture on it!"

The blonde looks through her purse and produces a small square compact mirror.

Seeing her reflection in the mirror, she hands it to the cop saying " This has my picture on it".

The famale cop, also a blonde, takes the mirror, studies it for a moment, then says "Oh! I see you're a Police Officer. You can go!"

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BillySue32605Blondes
Forget the Blonde jokes as I for one Love a true blonde be it a male or female. Even better yet, if they have either blue or green eyes I have to say they can wrap me around their little finger. Guess you can say that I'm a sucker for blondes... Wink Kiss Flower
Threesome88F-F-M Threesome
My man and I are Looking for a sexy thick dirty blonde to have fun with for the night
Lookingformynext2 Female 1 Male
Looking for hot blonde to join me and my husband for a one night stand or continuous fun
CocoaflavoredBlondes
OMG! I love blonde females! They are a gift from the Gods :-DKissFlower
PleasurePrincessWomen Wanting Couples
Hi girls..anyone interested in a photo shoot for blonde bi sexual females?
WorthlessSlaveBlack Dom For White Sub
any black woman looking to humiliate and use white blonde bitch as their foot slave?

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hissexybitch
You guys are doing an awesome job with this site. What a great concept! Hope to chat sometime!

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