Serving the bisexual community for over 24 years

Sign up now to join the fun!

Eating My Nurse

Registered Nurse on Bisexual Playground Registered Nurse on Bisexual Playground
Im a nurse by day an a horny pussy eating slut
im a 27 y.o. nurse. im a straight man, but would like to explore sex with another man. im very into oral sex with a male or female. i love eating out girls. i can spend hours doing it. im also open to just about anything else sexually.
I am a bbw nurse that is in grad school for nurse practitioner. I have many sexual interests and am looking for either some female freinds with benefits or a poly girlfriend. I am single, D/D free and prefer nonsmokers.
I am a very shy yet open-minded young woman. I am in college to become a registered nurse and afterwards a nurse anesthesiologist. I am 22 and live in the city of Atlanta. I'm not searching for a relationship only friendship with no strings attached and privacy is very important to me.
meeting new girls playing nurse/nurse and a doctor every now and then love DP GUYS drop me a line and maybe you can drop a load
i'm a very sexy single 24 you black female nurse who has all of the nurse qualities: compassion, caring, kindness, loving, understanding. i'm also very sensual and and feminine. i'm a real softie but don't make me mad---lying, cheating (if relationship is serious), playing games. i'm really not interested in any men right now, so men don't reply
A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts by asking the basic questions.

"How much do you weigh?", the nurse asks. The lady replies, "115." The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" The lady says, "5 foot 8 inches." The nurse checks and sees that the lady is only 5' 5''.

The nurse then takes her blood pressure and says that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" the lady screams. "When I came in here I was very tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

Nothing can break down your self image like a visit to the doctor
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on
the Australian National Health Service,
a friend of mine decided to have his next test done while visiting
Thailand
where the beautiful nurses are rather
more gentle and accommodating.

As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed
and
the nurse began the examination.

"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said
the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection" said the man.

"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
I absolutely love this one I have always been super turned on by the school nurse and teachers. Which is perfect because my wife is a teacher and her hot sister is a school nurse. I'm sure she has caused a lot of little hard-ons over the years.
Two women and a man are at the back of the bus. The first woman whispers, "the man next to me is masturbating!" Her friend said "Just ignore him." To which the first woman replies "I can't!!!!! He's using my hand!!!!"
------------------------------ ----
A man goes to an optomitrist. The doctor tells him, "I need you to stop masturbating." The man asks "Why? Will it make me go blind?" The doctor replies, "No, but it is disturbing the other patients."
------------------------------ ---
A woman and her husband go to see a new movie. The woman was quite bothered by some of the scenes, in particular a masturbation scene. Discussing the movie with her husband later, she says, "I'm sorry, but I find masturbation in a movie to be really offensive." Her husband sighs and says, "All right----- I'll stop doing it."
------------------------------ ---
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!!" The nurse wishes him a good trip & leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and the nurse asks "Well Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great" says the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked she asks, "Bob, What are you doing?????" Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!!!!"
I think, see, touch & taste.........

Therefore I am HORNY!!!!!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing!"
Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Be Happy
D i c k

Interests:

Big Natural Breasts
My wife has 38DD naturals. At 48, and after breastfeeding they are heavy hangers but men (and some women) seem to really enjoy them. They have always been the center of her sexuality. She LOVES having them played with! Squeezed, pulled on, nuzzled, her big nipples pinched and twisted.......then NURSED! She is so stimulated by attention to her tits that she used to have mini-orgasams from breastfeeding our son! Deep tongue kissing always makes her surrender them. Nurse them and she is yours! NOTHING makes her wetter, faster! Never have I seen her breasts nursed and the person NOT get her pussy.lol With a person on each of them so both are being nursed at once, she simply goes insane! I have seen her nurse one herself even, while masturbating with her vibrator. I LOVE her big naturals! Possibly best of all when she molds them around me for a GREAT titty fuck.
Big Nipples
love em big... makes me want to latch on and just nurse n massage with my hand
Pegging
My freaky nurse girlfriend and her and friend use to peg me all the time and make eat my own cum
D Cups
Lately I have really gotten turned-on too large breasts.I would love to nurse on some huge nipples while I get my ass fucked!
Lactation
I am a small white dick male. I am 67 years of age. I want to produce milk. I want to be able to Nurse for Men and Women.
Adult Breastfeeding
I would die and go to Heaven if I couldlie on my back and nurse some giant milk-filled titties while I get my asshole fucked.

Testimonials

You guys are doing an awesome job with this site. What a great concept! Hope to chat sometime!