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happyhippie64
A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I wants to get one of them dayvorces..'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere Tractor.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yup, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, we both gets up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
Lionessa
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor's barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. "What are you doing?" Farmer Brown demanded.

Farmer Jones replied," My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the marital counselor said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor."
oo7dot
Cow's Advice
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

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OutdoorGaCouple
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
farmmgirl2
There was this farmer,Whom got pulled over by the state police trooper for speeding.The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed,and in general began to throw his weight around to try and make the farmer uncomfortable.While the trooper was writing the ticket ,He started to swat at flies that were buzzing around his head.The old farmer asks,Having some problems with those there circle flies are ya?The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said well ya,If thats what you call them,I've never heard of cirle flies.The old farmer replys well circle are common on farms,Ya see there called circle flies cause they're almost always found circlin around the ass end of a horse.The trooper says 'oh' and goes on writing the ticket.After a min he stops and say's ,Hey wait a min are you trying to call me a horses ass?The old farmer says oh no officer I have the much respect for law inforcement to even think of calling you a horses ass.The trooper says well thats a good thing,and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause the old farmer says.....'Hard to fool them flies though' ...... :):):)HugKissFARM
Lionessa
A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town.”
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
"No, he went with Mom and Dad.”

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.

When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, No, "I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.

The boy thought for a says "you'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

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