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DLemon
Dark brown hair 5 foot 7 Shaved pubic area and anus. HIV Negative. 5 inches soft 8 inches and thick when erect. Clean Anus wanting to get a penis inside it. Love to feel a erection squirting up inside my hole.Text 1 209 431 7299
Curiousmarie37
I am 37 never been with a woman but would love to at least one time maybe even join a couple I am not ugly or fat do not want ugly or fat not looking for perfect either
hoteroticmale
I am a very physically fit male who has a tremendous appetite for sex. I can orgasm several times a night either with someone or by masterbating. I have always fantasized about the bisexual lifestyle and I really get off looking at bisexual porno pics. I imagine being in a group with one guy taking his cock which is extremely hard and covered with a lubricant (combination of precum and saliva) and slowly sliding it into my anus. I can feel the head of the cock sliding along the inside of my rectum while my anus muscles wrap tightly along the very slippery shaft. Meanwhile another person places their warm, moist lips over my shaft and slowly slides their tongue accross and around the most sensitive part of my head, which causes my precum to start flowing out. I feel every inch of the slippery cock in my ass slide in and out along my anus muscles and this causes me to quickly reach orgasm. At this point my cock shoots my warm cum into the mouth of my sucking partner which in turn causes my anus to start convulsing down onto the cock in my ass. This in turn causes my fuck partner to quickly reach orgasm and I suddenly feel a steady stream of warm cum shoot deep inside me.
Happycouple671
Not ken an Barbie not ugly either both have extra padding so we are not HWP not looking for that. Both wear glasses have tats nothing ugly. She has green eyes he has salt pepper hair an beard
tandor2
We're obviously very ugly. Mean as well. Yeah and um...we hate people, cats and bad writers. We have no sense of humour, but we are currently practicing chuckling. Obviously we're very boring and not interested in anything like great art, music or conversation. If you want to talk to us, you must be one dimensional, super stupid and ugly like a pig. Yeah, that's it.
reguno201
5'8'' 220# like to dominate, gag you and use you anus for my pleasure.
tarheeldr
Most people won't read a post titled as this one is, so thanks for taking a look.
After years of playing catcher in minor league baseball, the stress of squatting, stress and poor eating caught up with me and caused a couple of hemorrhoids to "pop" out of my anus. The initial episode required some surgery, but I think the doc must have done a minimalist job to relieve my pain. As a result, I have an "ugly" anus that I am sure has caused more than one partner to lose a bit of interest.
Has anyone else had a similar situation? Is it possible to get cosmetic surgery on one's anus?
shorthaul
if a person let a ugly anus stop them from having good sex with you you dont need them anyhow
balanceheals
Found this on the web and thought I would share it:


Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
UGLY: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
UGLY: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
UGLY: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
UGLY: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
UGLY: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
UGLY: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
UGLY: You have to wait.
ladyred77
GOOD: Your son studies a lot in his room.
BAD: You find a heap of porn movies in there
UGLY: Your in them.
GOOD: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your daughter.
BAD: She keeps interupting.
UGLY: ...with corrections.

GOOD: Your son is finally maturing.
BAD: He's involved with the women next door.
UGLY: ...so are you.

GOOD: Your wife is'nt talking to you.
BAD: She wants a divorce.
UGLY: She is a lawyer.

GOOD: The postman is early.
BAD: He's wearing army fatigues and carring an AK47 rifle.
UGLY: You did'nt give him a tip at christmas.

GOOD: Your son has developed an interest in religion.
BAD: He's involved with with Satanism.
UGLY: ...as a sacrifice.

GOOD: You encourage your children to broaden there horizons.
BAD: They become sexually active.
UGLY: ...with each other.

GOOD: You enjoy dangerous sex in public places.
BAD: You are arrested.
UGLY: ...by your husband.

GOOD: You take your wife out to see a show.
BAD: It's a strip show.
UGLY: Your daughter is the headliner.

GOOD: You want to be a grandparent.
BAD: Your child is determined to wait for 'Mr Right'.
UGLY: Your child is a boy.

GOOD: Your boyfriend is excercising.
BAD: He is obsesed about reaching his target.
UGLY: ...to fit into your cloths.

GOOD: Your neighbour exercises in the nude.
BAD: He weighs three-hundred and fifty pounds.
UGLY: Your blind wont close.

GOOD: You always taught your kids to be prepared.
BAD: Your daughter is on the pill.
UGLY: She's only eleven
Wishboned
I've never seen an attractive bush. Male or female. If you are going to trim it, maybe. Hair belongs on your face. It helps you hide an ugly mug, but there is nothing ugly about a clean cock!
ionsawmill
I mean, it’s the generous and kind thing to do, right?

I’ve never rimmed a guy before, just women. But an anus is an anus, I guess.

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I have a rotating/vibrating toy that I use all the time. The toy has a bulbous tip (about 1 1/2dia and rotates. When it is inserted into the anus and turned on the feeling is tremendous, especially when the tip rotates around and massages the prostate, then I turn on the vibtrator, positioned so as the ears are touching the area between my balls and anus. The feeling is out of this world, and before I can say "oh" I have blown my load. Hotdog4 Laughing
U43SOMEFeet
Woohoo the feet although they can be ugly they sure can be a exciting point of interest when it comes to women alot of women like to have there fett touched, massaged and licked and toes sucked on. IconU4DragonnIconLRWolf
BigBiker54Glory Holes Arizona
Also a couple places on scottsdale blvd by the 202 that have booths. One of them has windows into other booths. So if you like what you see you can invite each other for a little more intimate contact. Even a fat ugly biker like me found his share of cock to suck in phoenix!!! Y’all good looking fellas ought to do just fine!!! Lol
bijames64134Bareback
I agree with swingin4fun but what I've found with most women and men I started dating, they think I have issues of trust if I (or he) wear a condom and freak totally out if I don't bump ugly with them with in a month. My reasons are honest - though the thought of HIV scares me to no end - I'm more concerned about producing children when I'm not ready.
too19quietnessF-M-F Threesome
i love it when my girl friend puts my penis in her girl friends anus, she puts her face right down on her girl friends anus while my penis is in her, and then i don't cum, but she takes it out, and her and her girl friend kiss my penis,
novytreeAnal Sex
:-P i luv feeling of something get in & out of my anus i luv itKiss

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