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I'm a fast learner, experienced but not jaded, good company and protector of dignity and the right to be yourself always. I think I'm a Saint Bernard but I stand erect, drink from a glass and prefer women and men for my more soulfull raising of my spirits. I'm a dog with an appetite and manors. I like to roll in the warmth of company and join into the frey when opportunity strikes. Woof.
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Contemplative, serious, funny, intelligent mountain-climber who's recently misplaced his Everest. Send in a St Bernard!
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My wife knows Ive always wanted to see her blow another guy..So last night,she says she will blow another guy to completion while I watch if she can have a Saint Bernard puppy ,, Price is not the issue ,the sheer size that it will become is the issue ,, But a single fantasy completed over years of having a moose in the house,, I dont know .... Any advice ?
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A particularly 'Dumb Blonde' died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

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But Saint Peter said not to worry, because he would make it an easy test. "Who was God's son?" asked Saint Peter.

The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes and replied, "Andy."

"Andy? That's interesting. What made you say that?" inquired Saint Peter.

Then the blonde started to sing, "Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me. Andy tells me..."

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Blow jobs and St. Bernard's have something in common. They can be slobbery....doesn't matter the size. Big or small both will have slobber. So if you are good with that, go for both.
When I was about 25 my wife and I lived in California and a lost dog wandered into out back yard. Very large Saint Bernard with a very large cock. I found out because when I was looking for his tags he laid down and asked for a belly scratch. As I was scratching his belly he opened his hind legs to reveal a big hard, pink cock. He was a stray and had a collar but no tags. He seemed to have been trained to this behavior. I thought about it for a minute and decided I should try it. Well, the minute I put his big pink cock in my mouth he was cumming. And lots of it. Filled my mouth and he had really big squirt in about two minutes that overflowed my lips. I was really turned on and swallowed all I could get. Shocked at my behavior, I went to wash up inside the house and could not get the sensation out of my mind. I wondered if that had just really happened to me. I went back outside to check on the well being of the stray and when he saw me he laid down at my feet and rolled onto his back as if to invite more oral assistance. I couldn't help my self. I went down on him again prepared for the copius amount of cum and he didn't disappoint. I must have sucked him for at least five minutes and he just kept shooting his cum into my eager mouth. It was actually the first and only time I had sucked dog cock. I guess out of some kind of guilt I haven't ever done that again but I do get turned on by seeing porn of women sucking dog cock and getting fuck by our four legged friends. Not all the time. Just on rare occaissions. Haven't thought about it or done it since I learned I was bisexual and man cock is so much more fun. Besides, I think it's probably illegal in the USA. I see that most of the porn I have seen about beastiality is from out of this country. Not something I would do again but since the topic is out there, oh well.
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