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I'm a man, not a sausage dog
I am a married man that needs some thing more. I'll be the sausage and you can be the bun.
6ft 150lbs chef lookimng for some sausage
Single white guy 5 feet 11. Italian fat sausage
Sexy Italian sausage ready for you! ;) let's chat!!
The real thing is MUCH better. And if you trust the guy to take him bareback you can enjoy the warm spurt inside you which is SO hot.
Try using a warm polish sausage in a condom that's tied tightly around the sausage. Make sure the sausage is not TOO warm because your ass will complain about it being too hot. Start slowly so you don't hurt yourself. After a few long minutes start pumping it in and out and see how different it is from a dildo.
Now find a friend who will take it slowly with you and see how much better a real cock is compared to the sausage. You'll be hooked on men instead of dildos pretty fast.
Very nice! I'll be making what I make every year, Italian sausage and peppers!

PS, No jokes about the sausage! lol
A leftover sausage I found in the fridge. I heated it up in the microwave and sunk that hot sausage all the way in my willing ass.
Hi new here from Saratoga ny I am looking to explore sex with multiple people I recently got a dildo been using on myself I luv it!! Fantacy of mine is sex with a couple or multiple others I luv masterbating with others watching even up for getting together and masterbating how can I find this
Let’s c I know I was 3 when I sucked my first cock I’ll never forget it my uncle took me to the cellar and pulled it out suck it like a lollipop until you got the surprise an what a surprise it was to get back on topic I didn’t start masterbating till I was 6 and haven’t stopped since right now I’m masterbating in my car at a gas station
Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!
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'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage,
would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog.
would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a taco,
would you ask if I was Mexican?'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey,
would you ask if I was Irish?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish
because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."


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Biscuits and gravy 1 pound Bob Evans® Original Recipe Sausage Roll 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 cups milk Salt and black pepper to taste 8 prepared biscuits Directions Crumble and cook sausage in large skillet over medium heat until browned. Stir in flour until dissolved. Gradually stir in milk. Cook gravy until thick and bubbly. Season with salt and pepper. Serve hot over biscuits. Refrigerate leftovers.
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Super Breakfast Casserole Recipe By : Serving Size : 0 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ ------------------------------ -- 6 eggs 1 Cup milk 6 ounces cheddar cheese -- grated 1 Pound sausage or bacon Frozen hash brown patties Line an 8x8-inch glass baking dish with frozen hash browns. Sprinkle hash browns with fried, drained and crumbled sausage or bacon. Mix together eggs and milk. Pour over meat and hash browns. Top with grated cheddar cheese. This is best if prepared the night before and refrigerated. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes to 1 hour
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