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Bi curious guy, looking for Crossdresser fun, she males, and lady's for strap on fun 6ft 1 carrying a few extra pounds am top but when it comes to strap ons I'm bottom, love strap ons up my bum
I AM A 26 YEAR OLD SINGLE MOTHER OF 2 KIDS AND I AM BI CURIOUS. I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH A FEMALE BUT WOULD LOVE TO TRY IT. I GET EXTREMELY HORNY ON MY PERIOD AND WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO LIKE MINDED PEOPLE AND WOULD LOVE TO GIVE A WOMAN ORAL AND TRY A STRAP ON
I'm the Woman and I like strap play and being worshipped.my bf loves feet and talking the strap
Young fit and horny looking for mutual fun with others always wanted to receive but have never tried it preferably from a girl with a strap on really would just like to get dominated and banged with a strap on
All i can say is when you rearange the letters in the word MOTHER IN LAW you come up with the words WOMAN HITLER..... Coincidence?? I think not lol..... In all honesty tho my X mother in law was an awesome lady... Couldn't ask for a better mother in law. Some people are just naturally stupid, it's an unfortunate breeding defect that we should resolve a.s.a.p. lol
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.'The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex
This mother gives her son a bag of M&M's and tells him to go outside to play. A little bit later she looks out the window and sees her son pop two M&M's into his mouth and then he bites the cat and slides down a step of the porch. The mother starts to get mad and goes to the door to yell at her son but when she gets to the door she sees him pop two more M&M's into his mouth, bite the cat and side down another step. The mother says " Son, what in tarnations are you doing? the little boy looks up at his mother and says "I'm playing truck driver." The mother says "What do you mean 'Truck Driver'?" He said "I'm popping pills ,eating pussy and moving on!"
in my opion {and it means nothing} sounds like u have a deep down sexual desire for your mother-in-law even though you say shes not attractive iam not buying it there are other ways of preventing her from sticking her nose where it doesnt belong i dont think exposing yourself to your mother -in-law makes amy sence unless u really want her to see u nakked my ex mother -in - law was exactly the same way i just told her off one day and she stoped but do what u want its your marriage you would be jepordizing make the right choice :)
It happen to me when I was about 12 almost 13 years old. I would not say I was molested, far from it. I don't think it molesting someone then I enjoy it to much and I went along with it freely. I was first played with one of my sisters. We had fun four or five times before we got caught by our mother. The conclusion of it is: I considered my mother of getting my cherry not my sister even tho it was her pussy that my cock ever touch or enter before my mother.
Wow....... just thinking about this is bringing back some fine memories which is making my cock hard.
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "if big dogs have baby dogs, and baby cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy went down the isle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The busy flight attendant smiled and asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy replies, "Yes she did." "Well then, you go back and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

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Caught By Family Member
Six months before i got married my now wife moved in with me and my mother . Two weeks after she moved in she got up early one morning And walked into the living room and found my mother on her knees between my legs with her head bobbing up and down on my lap sucking my cock .as she stood there watching i blew a big load into my mother's mouth. She looked at us and said i fucking knew it . my mother looked back at her and invited her to join her
Mother
Starting when I was 13 I would spy on my mother while she was taking a bath, I always wanted to have sex with her never did, love chating about Mother/Son or any family sex
Sex With Brother-in-law
My first wife thought sex was dirty and didn't want to have it, so I had sex with her brother, mother, and aunt. Her mother loved to take it up the ass.
Fucking My Girl Friends Mom
Lost my virginity to my gf mother. I was 15, Joyce, the mother, was 38. Every young man should have an older person as their first lover.
Breast Milk
I really like to drink mother's milk right for the source. Ii is such a sexual turn on to suck milk from a mother's. I have had to pleasure to partake of this pleasure on three or four times while I was in the Army in two different countries. Guy there is nothing like it until you have tried it.KissKissHugHug
Having Sex With Your Aunt
When I was 8 I started dressing up in my Mother clothes. When I was 11 I started sucking cocks and getting butt fucked. When I was 12 my Mother caught sucking a boy cock as another boy was butt-fucking me. My Mother had a fit. I was since to live with my Aunt who was a lesbian, from the very beginng she let me dress in her underwear and to watch her with her girlfriends. From day one she had me lick her pussy. Years later after I moved out on my own Every day I would go to my aunt house dress-up and cunt-lap my aunt. I lick my aunt pussy every day She past away when she was in her 80's I lick her sweet pussy the day before she died

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