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Sheep Sucks Mans Dick

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We like tryn new sex positions,ideas, experimenting and having 3ways dps both ways. She likes watchn me suck dick while she sucks mine and 3rd person sucks her pussy and can't wait to enjoy a train with me in the middle. We tryd but the only guy that showed up couldn't keep a hard enough dick to penetrate my tight virgin ass. We like suckn a dick together and being watched doing anything sexual. Txt 9107584632 we a lease horny
70 year young married straight man. who could be bi with the right person.would like to see what it what it would feel like to suck on another mans cock while he sucks on mine!
hey, im a slim built white boy in lexington ky, im down low and im begging to get turned out by a black man with a big black dick, i want to worship big black dick and maybe even be a black mans slave, completely serious, im straight lookin but wear panties and love to let my bubble butt hang out and panties show in public, im down to do anything with a older, dominate, freaky black man with a big black dick, i will for real worship a big black dick and i wanna be a black mans little white slut, down to suck and fuck big black dick all day, however many, im new to this and im in love with big black dick and cant wait for a black man to own me and this fat little white bubble butt and have me with a leash and collar on, making me be his slut all different types of ways, please , swear u will not be disappointed and will want to use me and love training me to worship big black dick, im even down to be gangbanged or pimped out, only black men though
I want to find a couple male and female who both want to fuck I wanna be pounded in my ass with a dick while his lady rides or sucks my dick
Nasty slut that sucks dick love big black dick but anything for my throat and ass that shoots lots of cum to swallow and to feel leak out of my ass as I jack off is what I want
Im a married guy who enjoys licking and sucking cock'Im looking for a discreet playmate with a guy who sucks cock and wants to enjoy all a mans body can offer
I once had a sheep in my back yard,
who was soo soft and never got hard
but my sheep was sad, lonely and blue,
so I told the sheep just what to do
so the sheep joined the BP site,
and geuss what happend that very night
my sheep got horny and met a guy,
and my sheep ran away and made me cry
I got a post card from my sheep,
and as I read it, I started to weep
It said "I have found a new love now,
he rubs my wool and moo's like a Cow"
I think of my sheep form time to time,
But what Billy did, is considerd a crime


LaughingHugKiss Billy and Christy
Love ya's
Blu
A Huge Huge Huge HappyBirthday to you Billy the mooster and many many more to follow!

Sheep Sheep Sheep Sheep Bat..where did that come from? LOL

Hugs Kisses n lots of Love!

Teresa
Ok this reminds me of a guy at work we always make fun of him for having a picture of a sheep at his desk.

54 Reasons To Prefer Sheep




Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.

You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.

Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.

Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.

Nuttin' beats mutton!

Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.

Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.

Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.

Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.

No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe.

Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.

Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up.

Sheep won't ask if you're gay, when you can't get it up for the second time.

Sheep never insist on eating out.

You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson.

Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.

Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.

Sheep don't get moody once a month.

You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth.

A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay.

A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.

A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.

A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.

A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.

A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay

A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup.

A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.

A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator.

A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom.

A sheep will never sue you for palimony.

A sheep won't care if you screw her sister.

A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is.

A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing.

A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can.

Sheep never have a headache.

A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill.

A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.

A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons.

Sheep grow their own fur coats.

A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football.

Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend.

A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.

Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex.

A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.

A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator.

A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.

A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom.

Sheep are "ram tough".

A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, or open beer bottles with your teeth.

Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on.

Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning.

Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck.

A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake up the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, or she's not drunk enough to enjoy it.

A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,Little bo peep was sucking his cock,as soon as he came she started to weep,She knew by the taste he had been fucking her sheep.............Sheep
I can not wait to get out of prison to experience having my wife with my home boy that gets his dick sucked by me or he sucks on my dick when we are alone! Damn that shit just got my dick hard af!
looking for a porn video showing a husband holding/jerking another mans cock while wife sucks it, then that guy cums. Any help?

Interests:

Fleching
Feltching=....When 1 man cums in another mans ass and the man that came sucks the cum out of the other mans ass. Not for me...but figured id put it in interests for those that might be interested.
Men Sucking Men's Dicks
No one sucks a cock better then I do. I love for a man to make me deep throat and swallow.... (who wants their dick sucked) I love my wife to watch me go to my knees and become another mans bitch boi.... She gets so turned on by it....:-D
Cum Swallowing
MY FRIST TIME TASTE CUM,I MET A MAN IN ASHEVILLE N.C.,I AIM SUBMISSIVE,THIS MAN WAS DOM.;WE TALKS A LITTLE & HE SAY U WANT 2 GET START IN THIS,R U SURE U JUST BEEN WENT I GUY AS A MAN,I SAID YES,HE TIED ME 2 THE BED,HE SAID ROY WHAT DO U WANT FROM THIS,I SAID I DON'T NO,DID U ENJOY SUCKS THAT MAN DICK,I SAID YES,IT TASTE GOOD,DID HE CUM IN YOUR MOUTH I SAID NO,DID HE FUCK U,I SAID NO,HE HAD A BIG DICK,HE WANT 2 FUCK ME,I WENT HOME,HE SAID ROY U CAN'T GO HOME NOW,HE GOT UP & WENT OVER & START MAKE PHONE CALL,HE CALL A LOTS OF GUYS,EVERY PHONE CALL HE MAKE HE SAID FINE SOME FRIENDS,HE CAME BACK OVER U R A LUCKY GUY,U WILL B TRAINER 2 DAY,THIS WAS 10:AM IN THE MORNING,BY 10:15 THAT MORNING I WAS SUCKS THIS MAN DICK,BY 10:30 SOMEONE WAS KILLER ME BY FUCKS MY ASS,THAT MAN CUM IN MY MOUTH,HIS CUM HIND THE BACK OF MY MOUTH,I HAD 2 SWALLOW IT,I LIKE THE TASTE OF THIS MAN CUM,HE GOT UP & SOMEOME CIMB ON,I WAS SUCK AGAIN,BY THE 5 GUY I WAS GET VERY HOT,I GOT UN TIED 2AM THE NEXT MORNING,I SUCKS DICK FOR 16 HOURS,FOR SEVENS HOUS I HAD A BIG DIDOS UP MY ASS,THE GUY SAID FOR A 1 TIME U DID GOOD
Bonus Bunny
thinks the bunny was talking to the sheep and got skeered and ran off...oh thanks Billy dang :)Flower
3 Cocks 1 Mouth
I'd dream of a man sucking me and I want to suck another man's dick while I'm getting sucked and I'd like to jack another mans dick while we all are at it never sucked a dick or butt fucking anyone I'd live to try sucking a small dick 4inch or 5 inches dick
M-M-F Threesome
My fantacy is to suck some dick or dicks at the same time with a femile. I love sucking a big dick but I never have without a guy wearimg a condom. I would love to meet a women who likes a guy that sucks dick as much if not more than she does so we can pick up on guys and suck there dick together while having a 3 some or more. I have a small dick, so I enjoy men with a big dick to have sex with my women so she can have a big dick inside her while I lick and suck all over her clit and when he pulls his big dick out of you. I would love to suck all your pussy juice off his dick and then put his dick inside you so you can get pleasured with his big dick inside you. After he is done we can find more men who are clean and willing to let me suck there dick with you and have sex with you. Any femile or couple who would like to meet a guy that loves sucking dick with women then here I am a guy that wants his girl to have sex with other men with big dicks so they can pleasure you in ways I cant. I want to please women it turns me on like crazy just thinking about it. Hope I meet someone on here? Someone has to like me? I hope?

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