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Snail | Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama." |
Delilah | Gino and Maria were a young couple who got married and had to live with her widowed mother. On the wedding night, they were upstairs in the bedroom and Gino took his shirt off.. She was shocked to see his back so hairy! Maria ran down stairs to her mother in the kitchen crying, "Mama! Mama! Gino he gotta hair all over his back!" Mama says, "Atsa all right, Italian men gotta hairy back, go back upstairs and take care of your husband." So, back upstairs she goes into the bedroom and Gino takes his pants off. Yup, he's got hairy legs! Maria runs back downstairs..... "Mama! Mama! Gino has hairy legs!" Mama replies, "Donta worry Italian men always have hairy legs, now go back upstairs and take care of your husband!" Back up she goes.....this time Geno takes his socks off....Maria freaked seeing he has three toes missing! Downstairs she ran... "Mama! Mama! Geno he only got a foot and a half!" Mama says, "Eh! You stir the sauce, I'll just go upstairs and take care of thisa one." |
| Join To View oo7dot | A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother. "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Stan started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!" "Frannie, Frannie," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama." "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words." Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama, words like dust, wash, iron, and cook . . . " Be Happy D i c k |
| Join To View oo7dot | This story was related to me by my daughter-in-law. I thought it was worth sharing. ~ ~ ~ ~ THE MAMA TEST I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mama, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh.....I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." "Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face. Be Happy D i c k :) |
Lionessa | A young pure couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other about it. Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father. “Pop, what do I do first?” “Get undressed and climb into bed,” his father replies. So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama. “Get undressed and join him,” is the advice from mama, so she complies. After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again. “Now what do I do?” he asks. His father replies ... “Look at her undressed body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she urinates!” is the dad’s advice. A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. “What do I do now?” she asks. “Well, what is he doing?” mama asks. “He’s in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!” |
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