TryingThisOut61 | 61, marreid, still fit but not dead. Seems my at-home sex life is dead though so looking to try something new. Ideally it would be with one or two freinds with benefits |
Nikkibi | I am a sexy, taboo luving, fun, kinky woman looking for like minded people. Huge asstr fan. Very open minded and sexual |
west15 | Hello I'm a 43 y/o male that loves life make the best of everyday. I'm real easy going. I love being outside. I camp, cookout & go to bon fires. I'm full of joy & happiest really need someone to share it with. I'm in a wheelchair it slows me down but doesn't stop me not dead yet In 1990 I had an A-V malformation (like a stroke) which left me having no feeling in left side my left arm unusable speech impairment blind in right eye, unable to walk & death in right ear I enjoy watching football & baseball. Favorite Quote "Disabled but not dead |
Ed9000 | old but not dead, lol |
Sawz5 | Old but not dead |
Strawberrypie | Old but not dead |
kygent69 | DEAD OR ALIVE! obviously not dead someone give that gal a live one! |
CutBiBoiBody | I love to read or hear other’s stories, at times more than porn. My favorite stories are at asstr dot org, in the ftp section as opposed to the http section, and then under Collections, and then under Kristen’s collection. There are other types of collections too for genre fiction but many would consider them offensive, and could even erroneously be considered illegal by the intolerant thought-police-types among us. |
Blugrassbi | If there was a couple whose fetish it was to instantly mercy fuck desperate dudes they'd have all the traffic they could handle. With any site like this there are fakes, flakes, fantasy players, hopelessly clingy and needy are still out there. Nobody wants a dead rabbit in their kitchen. Finding genuine people you can trust and you'd actually like to sit around naked with take some effort to find. Compounding the problem, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a dozen "single" guys. Many people on here do worry about getting outed to their family and friends. Getting named in a messy divorce scares some people. |
Thicoxigan | How many are freebie members of this site? How many of you have reached out to someone, never to get a return answer? Have you any idea if the one you reached out to is a member of any kind, ie, free, monthly member, yearly member, past member, dead! Does anyone know or have an idea how to tell if a member is present and you can reach them or not? I have reached out to over 57 on this site, mostly couples, and Bi men also, and received not one answer. Are we walking the decks of a ghost ship? Would like to hear your responses! Is this site dying or dead? |
Lionessa | TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' |
netguy9041 | Laughing As some of you may already know, being as I'm in the Miami, Florida region, I might get nailed by Hurricane Wilma. I blame Dino. If I seem to be missing for a couple of days...or hell...even weeks, it could possibly be due to loss of power, internet, or both. (I'll try my best not to commit suicide under those circumstances.) Don't worry or loose sleep over me, I'll be fine...cranky out of this world, maybe, but fine. I'm posting this today as I don't know if and when I'll be able to get compy access again to probe the lot of you. ;-) Hug If by chance....you notice that by whatever means, your cheese isn't melting....I may either be dead or lactose intolerant (which would mean I'm dead anyway. Laughing) Hug and Kiss everyone! :-D Those of you that have the Greg Hotline feel free to drop in a line. ;-) According to the weather Gods, they say it might hit Tuesday, but we'll see. They are usually wrong. Tootles! Hug |
MajickGoddess | Haunted Houses What is a Spirit A Person who Dies (they have crossed over & know they are dead) Yet visits on occasion to check in & stuff like that... You see Spirits know they are Dead & are Visiting Us Ghost Don't...they live..yet our Dead So..if you Even encounter a Ghost..Tell them they are Dead & to Go Home If you Encounter a Spirit...say Hi.. & thank them for the Visit Flower |
LadyXandra | Reptiles I (Ali) used to have an albino corn snake a few years back. It was beautiful! All silver with gold flecks. At the time it was 12 years old, and 5 feet, 2 inches long! It also had the most picky eating habbits. It wouldn't eat any mice that were dead, only ones that were still alive. (Warming dead frozen mice under a lamp didn't fool it) But the thing was, it would only eat the live mice if they were unconsious! So you can imagine the fun I had trying to feed the damn thing! Around the same time I also owned a water dragon. Although that one was more my boyfriend's at the time. When I was really young, I used to catch wild garter snakes and take them with me to school! What was really funny was when the snakes would curle around my bra strap on my chest and sleep there. After a while though they always started getting "nippy" so I had to let them go. Then I would just go out and catch another one! lol |
XXYGuy | Men With Breasts Wanting To Be A Woman if interested, please see my profile. Because I wish to meet more people who are like me in many ways. And thus far or for many years now, it's been nothing but a dead end for me. So please stay with me on this because I just joined this site since 2 May 2018, and will shortly become a full-time paid member. Thank you! |
oo7dot | Cuck Pregnancy I Just Had To See What In The Hell This Topic Might Mean????? But It Doesn't Appear Anyone Else Knows OR They Do & Wouldn't Be Cought Dead HERE!!! Will Somebody Tell Me Where I Am & If I Should I Get The Hell OUT OF HERE Before Anybody Catches Me In Here.......... |
chillywilly | Concerts I have worked thousands of shows in my 35 years as a backline tech. I have way too many photos to show them all, but I did post 4 in this page: Joan Jett, Carlos Santana, the Clash and Grateful Dead. :-D |
FreeToBeMe2014 | 420 It's been a while for me as I quit back in 2005, but I'd like to start slowly again. Not sure I can handle anything very strong as my body has been TOTALLY cleaned out :) I was never a heavy smoker, max 3 j's a day, as I like to talk & STILL be alive, not dead to the world when I spoke. Quality & organic ONLY. I'm in Vegas now seeking bi men. Thanks :) |