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Dirty Pregnant Granddaughter and Grandpa Stories Literotica

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I'm 30yrs old and I just came out the closet 2weeks ago... If always loved old grandpa since I was11... When I was younger I had an grandpa that let me suck his dick once when I was11 about 4days ago I went to to same grandpa which is 96yrs old that's married... He let me suck his dick hard... Tied my hands up and choked me fast and hard... Yes I came take a 8deep in my throat... I'm looking for an fat old grandpa that will for the first time tie my hands and feet and wide open and jam that sick in my assignment hard and duck the shot of me hard looking into my eyes and tell me that I belong to him and the ads is mine... I would love to marry and I want my grandpa to own me...
we are kinky, d/d free. she is pregnant, but barely noticeable. she is beautiful, slim, healthy. he is attractive, completely shaven. loves crossdressing. for now...she would rather just watch me, and be involved with me only while being pregnant. after the pregnancy....she is game for anything. while pregnant...may be able to convince otherwise....but just being honest with you.
I am multi-racial, short, pregnant, and cute. Due to being so pregnant, I am also extremely horny. My pussy is constantly wet. My hubby isn't as interested in sex while I'm pregnant. I just want someone to eat and play with my wet pussy, and suck on my swollen breasts. Is that too much to ask for?
Not really shy, only shy about sex. Have only been with guys and have stuck to same guy for 4 years cause I have been to shy to meet new partners. Have noone to play with now and am ready to try new things. Must be in my prime (23) or just deprived cause I keep having sex dreams. Have always liked girls, too but never been with one. Kissed a couple of girls before. I love guys too. My problem now though is that as of today (Aug 31, 04) I am 5 months pregnant. So on top of being shy I don't know who would want to be with a pregnant women. I am not really fat but I have a belly now and have gained some weight due being pregnant (weigh about 127 pds.) I still have people hit on me even though I am pregnant but I don't really want to get envolved with people I hang out with right now cause my shape makes me feel uncofortable.
im 23 blond mum of 1 and im 4 months pregnant, i have a boyfreind but im into very dirty kinky sex i love having fun.
A deviant panty perve. I love fucking married women at the request of the married couple. I love sharing my woman when in a relationship in turn. Nothing turns me on more than men fucking my lady and filling her holes full of hot nasty cum. She is always welcome to sit on my face if she's a good girl and getting filled. My reason for joining this site is i got here searching for dirty panty stories. Dirty panties turn me on to no end. I reach the highest states of ecstacy when i sniff dirty panties and cum. I am constantly on the hunt for a supply of dirty panties
A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, please talk like a frog."

Grandpa replied, "What? I'm not going to talk like a frog!"

The little boy again asked, "Come on, Grandpa. Talk like a frog, please."

Grandpa again said, "No! Go bother your grandmother."

The little boy finally gave up and left.

A little while later, the little boy's sister came in and said, "Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?"

Grandpa, of course, replied, "NO!"

The little girl then begged, "Please, Grandpa will you talk just like a frog?"

Grandpa was very disturbed by now and asked, "What is it with you and your brother? Why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?"

The little girl looked at her Grandpa and said, "Well, last night daddy told us that when you croak, we're going to go to Disney World."

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One day while taking my Grandpa shopping for shoes at the local mall, we stopped into the food court for lunch.
While we're eating, a young kid comes over and sits at the table next to us. I notice Grandpa staring at the kid, and pretty soon the kid notices it. Grandpa's being pretty obvious, and everytime the kid looks over, there's Grandpa staring. Now, this kid is a punker, spiked hair, with 3 different colors, blue, green, and yellow. You all know the type...
Finally the kid can't take it and asks, "Got problem old man?"..now knowing Grandpa, I hurry up and swallow my food so as not to choke when he answers..good thing I did...because his response was...


"Well, one day when I was your age I got drunk and fucked a peacock, I just was wondering if you could be my son"

*someone sent this to me and I thought...don't we all wish we could come up with a good cumback like that
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Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him and his granddaughter.



One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.



When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

"Oh, yes, PaPa, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single asshole, blind bastard, dipshit or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"



Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and says, 'Okay. Go ahead. '

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

The auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it.'

Don't Mess with Old People!

Interests:

Watching Porn
I watch porn with my stepdad every time my mom's out of town which always ends up with us in bed making love but I started watching porn with my grandfather when I was 13 you're sucking his dick I know when I turned sixteen he finally made love to me my mom walked in and seen it did not get mad and Grandpa told me the reason she didn't get mad is because they used to have sex until she turned 22 and got pregnant with me. But he had sex with her from the age her being 17 until she got pregnant with me at 22
Family
Not my first time having dex, but early on. I spent my summers with my grandparents as my parents worked and did not want me unsupervised all day. When I was 9 Grandma went on a trip with her sisters so it was just grandpa and me. I woke up and went to the family room to watch tv. On the coffee table was a gay porn magazine. I had already sucked a few boys off and played with men too, so I was very turned on. I realized grandpa like gay porn. I was looking thru the pages and rubbing my tiny cock and got hard, my grandpa came into the room and he said I am so sorry I left that out, do you like what you see, I told him yes and he sat down next to me and took over rubbing me, after a while he opened his robe and was naked his cock was hard and he asked me to stroke him. when his cock was so wet with precum and he got off the couch and sucked my little dick when I had a dry orgasm, he asked if I would do the same for him. I sucked him to orgasm and was going to spit it out he kissed me until we both drank all of his we played again and grandpa told me that when he met grandma he was in the closet and trying to live under the radar. He worked in an office and one of the ladies in the secretaries was rumored to be a lesbian and was spurned by the other women because she was outed by a woman who said grandma had come on to her. Grandpa knew he could help her out and keep himself off the radar. He asked her out and said I understand you have rumors about you and I propose we go out to stop the rumors you see I am gay, if we date and then get married we will both have proof we are not gay. After being married they decided to try to have a baby which would better prove they were straight. After having sex many times to get pregnant they decided they like bisexuality. It got me excited that not only grandpa would understand and love me being gay but grandma would also still love me to even if I got outed. Grandpa and I continued to play everyday and one evening he said some of his friends were coming to have a sex party, and I was welcome if I wanted to join. I chose to join and I was so excited to see all the men sucking and fucking each other. I had been told all gay men were either top or bottom, but you guys are doing it both ways. The men laughed and said we are versatile meaning we like fucking and being fucked. I liked this and I said my dick is to small but when I get older I would like fuck as well. All the men said I could fuck them anytime. I liked that grandpa had a party every week and I joined. When grandpa noticed I was sad he said what's wrong Well grandma is coming home and we won't be able to play like we have. He said don't worry she knows what has been going on and can't wait to watch us while she masturbates. I was so turned on you mean I get to see a real pussy. He just laughed and said yes. The next day I was sucking grandpa's cock and I heard the door open and the men came over often so I was not alarmed. When I felt a guy rimming my ass and the side his cock in me I continued to suck grandpa's cock and the man slidehis face next to mine and he took grandpa cock and started to deep through him as my eyes focused on his face I saw dad sucking his dads cock. What a surprise. Wow dad I never even considered you did this too. The next day grandma came home and dad grandpa and I drove to the airport to pick her up. Once home the 3 of us had sex while grandma masturbated, then dad fucked her and he told my to lick her pussy clean of his cum. I could not believe it I was seeing my first real pussy and not I was eating cum from her pussy, when I finished grandpa fucked her and I ate her again
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