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A farmer buys a new rooster and sets him loose in the barn yard. Immediately the rooster starts screwing all the chickens. The farmer says "keep that up and it's gonna kill you". Rooster says "I know what I'm doing". The next day the rooster is screwing all the ducks. The farmer says "keep it up and it's going to kill you". The rooster pays him no mind and keeps screwing everything in the barn yard. The farmer keeps telling the rooster it's going to kill him and the rooster doesn't listen. One morning the farmer gets up and notices buzzards circling high above the barn. Sure enough, the rooster is laying dead in the field. The farmer goes over and looks at the rooster and says:"See I told you all that screwing would kill you". The rooster opens one eye and whispers: "Shut up, the buzzards are getting closer"
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor's barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. "What are you doing?" Farmer Brown demanded.

Farmer Jones replied," My wife and I have been having marital difficulties, and the marital counselor said I needed to do something sexy to a tractor."
An 80 year widower and dairy farmer took a very young and beautiful woman as his bride ..........6 months later he pasted away leaving her the farm and everything on it.
A year goes by and all the time she had been eyeing the hired man but for some reason she couldn't seem to entice him, she had tried everything short of jumping his bones.
late one night she noticed that lights were on in the barn.........figuring that he was in there she puts on her sexiest nightie and heads to the barn
She pushes the barn door open and there's the hired man laying naked in a wheelbarrow with his legs hanging out the handle end..........
she saunters down the alley and touches him on the foot and asks
Is there something I can do for you ?
the hired man opens his eyes and looks her up and down and says
Yeah I guess ........you can wheel me down to the next cow
A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I wants to get one of them dayvorces..'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yup, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere Tractor.'
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yup, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, we both gets up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'Nope, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
Cow's Advice
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

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D i c k
I was in red barn , voorhees n.j and a black guy asked if I sucked cock . I said yes , so we went into the corner bench . His cock was so big around I could barely get it into my mouth . I sucked on it then he spun me around and started fucking me. I was in heaven. He came but kept on fucking me till he came again. I felt so good , he said I needed that and thanked me but I was allready really happy. Still the biggest girth cock I ever had. Probably about 8 or 9 inches long.

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Barn Sex
I most certainly had barn sex it was actually the tack barn. I caught a hired hand naked and laying on feedbags jacking off when I was a little boy. I saw him several times before he saw memories of the barn
Cousins & Brothers
Back a number of years ago I had a cousin who I sucked off numerous times. He sucked me several times as well. It started by accident on a sleepover with my brother and cousins. They stayed at our house and one night I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back my one cousin was rubbing his crotch...the other two were asleep. I thought I must help him so I touched his cock. He was a bit startled but didn't object. I kept rubbing his dick though his pants until I thought I'ld be real brave and put my mouth over his bulging pants. I thought he'ld probably push me away or something but he didn't and I kept on undoing his pants and pulling out his very hard cock. I had sucked cock before but don't think he had been sucked before that. I sucked his cock in my mouth and went all the way down till my nose was buried in his pubic hair. I swallowed a couple times then went up and down on his cock until he shot his load in my eagerly awaiting mouth then swallowed it. One of the others started to move so we quickly went back to sleep. The next day I got him in the barn and got his cock out again and sucked it, licked it, sucked and licked his balls, and sucked his cock dry again. I asked him if he wanted to try sucking mine and he said he hadn't done that before but would try. He took my cock in his hand and started to lick it then took it in his mouth and sucked it down all the way. He sure sucked it like he had sucked cock before. He sucked my rock hard cock dry. He sucked me several more times over the next few years and I sucked him a lot more over the same period...a long time ago.:(
Cousins & Brothers
I was 14 caught my cousin 15 and his sister 13 having sex in my grandpa's barn. I watched them for a long time and then let them know i was watching. I made them suck my cock and i fucked his sister as we both sucked his cock. We did this almost every weekend for two years. I have more to tell.
Barn Sex
Yes I remember those days it was fun to go to the barn and play hide and seek in all the hay, that led to all the other thing just like oo7dot said. I think we should all make a trip back to the barn, it sure was fun then and could be again. Hug:-P
Barn Sex
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