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When I went to store I was just standing there and this lady came up to me and said "hey why did you take my antfarm?" I really didnt know what to tell her so I just jumped up and down flapping my arms and making chicken noises so she would think I was a chicken. That way she couldnt talk to me. :O)
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Quick and Easy Chicken n Biscuits

Homemade or pre-made biscuits, like Grands Biscuits
1lb of chicken tenderloins
1 large can of cream of chicken soup
Homemade or instant mashed potatoes

Take thawed chicken tenderloins, cut them into smaller pieces
put in large skillet and brown them

After chicken is fully cooked, add just the can of cream of chicken soup to the chicken, add pepper to season.

When biscuits, potatoes and soup/chicken are all finished cooking, take as many biscuits as you wish, cut them in half.

Place mashed potatoes on top of biscuits

Then cover potatoes and biscuits with soup/chicken mixture

Enjoy!!! :)
I will chase a live Chicken with some spicy seasonings, and a propane torch and a hand full of flour to make sure your popeye Chicken is fresh and I will add my SPECIAL seasoning too, ...but you are on your own on da biscuits hee hee..have a good b day Hug

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Garlic Chicken

(serves 3)

ingredients:
3 to 4 pounds chicken, cut into pieces
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 lemons
6 cloves minced garlic
salt and pepper for taste

directions:
preheat oven to 325 degrees
place chicken in a baking pan and coat with oil
squeeze the juice with lemons over the chicken, before sprinkling all sides with garlic, salt and pepper
bake for 30 minutes, turn chicken over and bake for an additional 15 minutes
broil for the last 5 to 10 minutes to brown
here is a easy and awsome recipe..
Chicken Ritz...
boil boneless chicken breast. cut into cubes however big you want. You will need one can of cream of chicken soup and one 8 oz sour cream. and ritz crackers. IN a 9 by 13 pan place chicken cubes in bottom. mix sour cream and soup together and pour over chicken. last but best part. take 2 packages of ritz crackers and crumble up and place over mixture and bake at 350 for 30 minutes..
that simple and very good..........
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.

He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! OogieExcited

You've already got the neck and the gizzards

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Rubi

PS...Nessa...now you know why to say no to Chicken

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Recipes
Southern Fried Chicken 1 whole fryer chicken,cut into peices 1 quart buttermilk 1 cup flour 2tsps Salt 1/2 tsp pepper 1/2 tsp paprika Vegetable oil for frying Several hrs before frying the chicken,place the pieces in the buttermilk and refridgerate.Meanwhile mix together the flour and seasonings.On hour before serving time,remove the chicken from the buttermilk and dip into the flour mixture.Let dry on a rack for 45 minutes.While chicken is drying heat oil to 360 degrees.Fry a few pieces at a time turning once(cooking time about 10 minutes).Keep cooked chicken in a warm oven while frying the remaining pieces.
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Shredded Barbecue Chicken Serves 6. 1 1/2 lbs. skinned and boned chicken thighs 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 cup ketchup 1/4 cup dark brown sugar 1 tbsp. EACH Worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, and yellow mustard 1 tsp. ground red pepper 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 6 hamburger buns Dill pickle sauces Brown chicken 4 minutes on each side in 1 tablespoon hot oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Remove from heat, and place in a 4-quart slow cooker. Combine ketchup and next 6 ingredients. Pour over chicken. Cover and cook on HIGH 1 hour. Reduce heat to LOW, and cook 5 to 6 hours. Remove chicken from sauce; shred chicken. Stir shredded chicken into sauce. Spoon mixture evenly onto buns, and top with pickle slices.
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I'll take an Egg or a Chicken, if I get the Chicken it better be a hen, cuz she's gonna have to lay me at least 8 more eggs!Laughing
Recipes
Dump and go cheesy chicken INGREDIENTS: 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 2 (11 ounce) cans condensed cream of Cheddar cheese soup 1/2 cup milk salt and pepper to taste 1 teaspoon garlic powder ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- DIRECTIONS: Spray slow cooker with cooking spray. Place chicken breasts inside. In a medium bowl mix together soup and milk, and pour mixture over chicken. Season with salt and pepper to taste and garlic powder. Cook on High for about 6 hours. Note: Do not lift lid while cooking!

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