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Clean, Safe, Active, Fun guy that loves to explore extreme erotica. Been single, love outdoors. Very kinky, Very naughty, Very cool. Nothing better than to be camping out and have the pleasure of a very excitable person wishing me to take control and teach her the art of Extreme Erotica and Sex. Always thought how cool it would be for stranger to join me around a fire and expose her lushes body for my desire. I'm real so u be to. Sound Interesting?
I am a good natured person, who loves to live his sexuality. I love a soft skinned warm blooded body to react to. I live for females, but have looked for ways to expand my sexual horizons. I love to write erotica, I love to research erotica for my stories. I am 5'11", 250#, 8" cut, and hairy.
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Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,

And every year Ken would say,

'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'

Edna always replied,

'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,

And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

One year Ken and Edna went to the fair,
and Ken said,

'Edna, I'm 75 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'

To this, Edna replied,

"Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Ken and Edna agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Ken and said,

'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

I'm impressed!'

Ken replied,

'Well, to tell you the truth,

I almost said something when Edna fell out,

But you know,

"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'
I have heard and read from the Fifty age group. We are talking about the sixty age group. That is were it is very hard to connect. How many of you in fifty age range EVER played with any one over 65??John
I've only got about 50...and I don't understand...I'm wearing the nifty aluminum foil hat just like they told me to but I'm not finding any more eggs than without it. :-P
Not yet. Still have all of them as fantasies. Sadly. Look up "nifty" stories and she made me a bottom. Most of my fantasies involve a transgender person. Or a couple. Or a group.
I Love Stephen Wright!!!!!!!!!! OK, after reading this and all the stuff about braille, I got to thinking (I know, shut up, I do think sometimes....where was I?....oh yeah). Ok, now the couple of blind people I've seen reading braille have used two hands to read...one hand keeps a finger by the front of the line to read and the other hand's fingers go across the line to read it. Now, I wonder if they have braille erotica, and I wonder if it's really hard to read it one-handed. I mean, do you like always lose your place...like "he was pumping her harder and faster. She moaned.......time to leave the apartment to head to work." "Oh fuck, musta missed a line."...... Which got me to thinking again (I said, SHUT UP) and I wonder if they have audio erotica. NO HANDS NEEDED, oh now that would be nice, unless of course it's read my that lousy MSReader voice, that would kill it for me, but what if they got someone who has a really sexy voice like James Earl Jones to read it? These are the things I wonder about. I think I'm goin to go look for audio erotica now. Ciao!!

~ Casey
Wow now that's erotica

Interests:

Erotica
I love many forms of Erotica, including stories, pictures, magazines and DVD's. I prefer "classy," but have a very open mind. What I really enjoy is having a woman share HER favorite erotica with ME. ;)
Erotica
I enjoy erotica because it is such a pleasant mind pleaser. I dated a lady whose biggest turn on was going to museums and art galleries and finding different form of erotic art hidden in these places. Public places with quality, acceptable forms of erotica. What a great interest.Flower
Erotica
Love to read as well as write erotica! Makes my liver quiver! LOL ;)
Gambling
I have hooked up with a lot of older men at casinos and definitely suck a lot of fucking dicks from guys I met in the casino that's gave me fifty bucks to play on for a blowjob and 75% of the time it is ended up me staying in the hotel with him usually didn't happen if his wife was with him it would stop at a blow job but I love to suck dick and I love to get money for sucking dick
Audio Erotica
I love audio erotica espec forced bi and femdom consensual incest beast seduction role play just ta name a few
Story Writing
I've written some stories, and have several of them on various erotica websites out there. If you're interested, I can tell you where to find them, and which ones you may be particularly interested in...

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