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Just moved to Tampa from NYC! Couldn't be happier! Love to go out and have fun, but have my movie at home type of days too..Still haven't experienced much of Tampa yet :)
I am a very private person being that I am a business owner, go to school full time and work full time. I have many standards and no I'm not looking for a one night stand. Please be clean and respectful if not you will be ignored. Anyone that just wants to cyber please move on to the next person. Now that all the ground rules are covered, I'm 20 years old and live in Tampa with 3 other girls roommates which I prefer that they not know what I do....it's my business. I attend school in Tampa at USF but travel back and forth from Tampa to Orlando for my business. I'm very independent and smart please be the same!
Women Only! First time, very attractive couple looking for a hot woman ages 21 to 30 in the cincinnati or tampa area. We will be in tampa with a private beach front townhouse in late October/early November. ALWAYS HAPPY TO EMAIL PICTURES!
I am a bbw nurse that is in grad school for nurse practitioner. I have many sexual interests and am looking for either some female freinds with benefits or a poly girlfriend. I am single, D/D free and prefer nonsmokers.
I am a very shy yet open-minded young woman. I am in college to become a registered nurse and afterwards a nurse anesthesiologist. I am 22 and live in the city of Atlanta. I'm not searching for a relationship only friendship with no strings attached and privacy is very important to me.
A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts by asking the basic questions.

"How much do you weigh?", the nurse asks. The lady replies, "115." The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" The lady says, "5 foot 8 inches." The nurse checks and sees that the lady is only 5' 5''.

The nurse then takes her blood pressure and says that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" the lady screams. "When I came in here I was very tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

Nothing can break down your self image like a visit to the doctor
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on
the Australian National Health Service,
a friend of mine decided to have his next test done while visiting
Thailand
where the beautiful nurses are rather
more gentle and accommodating.

As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed
and
the nurse began the examination.

"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said
the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection" said the man.

"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
Two women and a man are at the back of the bus. The first woman whispers, "the man next to me is masturbating!" Her friend said "Just ignore him." To which the first woman replies "I can't!!!!! He's using my hand!!!!"
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A man goes to an optomitrist. The doctor tells him, "I need you to stop masturbating." The man asks "Why? Will it make me go blind?" The doctor replies, "No, but it is disturbing the other patients."
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A woman and her husband go to see a new movie. The woman was quite bothered by some of the scenes, in particular a masturbation scene. Discussing the movie with her husband later, she says, "I'm sorry, but I find masturbation in a movie to be really offensive." Her husband sighs and says, "All right----- I'll stop doing it."
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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!!" The nurse wishes him a good trip & leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and the nurse asks "Well Charlie, how are you doing?" Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great" says the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked she asks, "Bob, What are you doing?????" Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!!!!"
I think, see, touch & taste.........

Therefore I am HORNY!!!!!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing!"
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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HappyBirthday Patti Enjoy a few days of R&R go ahead you deserve it we got things under control lmao ... or do we hmmmmm HappyBirthday Patti...... May you ive athousand year may you drink a thousand Beers
May you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live Many Happy returns We Love you guys. Here's hoping your day is everything you want it to be and more . A birthday Dildo just for you from us hehehe KissHugFlower:)

Erin and Jay

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BillnPattie
ok Bill here I am actually on the prowl hunting down eggs. Where did you and Patti hide that sneaky Rabbit this time????? Hug
Big Natural Breasts
My wife has 38DD naturals. At 48, and after breastfeeding they are heavy hangers but men (and some women) seem to really enjoy them. They have always been the center of her sexuality. She LOVES having them played with! Squeezed, pulled on, nuzzled, her big nipples pinched and twisted.......then NURSED! She is so stimulated by attention to her tits that she used to have mini-orgasams from breastfeeding our son! Deep tongue kissing always makes her surrender them. Nurse them and she is yours! NOTHING makes her wetter, faster! Never have I seen her breasts nursed and the person NOT get her pussy.lol With a person on each of them so both are being nursed at once, she simply goes insane! I have seen her nurse one herself even, while masturbating with her vibrator. I LOVE her big naturals! Possibly best of all when she molds them around me for a GREAT titty fuck.
Glory Holes
There are alot of video-book stores with glory holes in Drew Park of Tampa, Florida. There's a great small one around the corner from the Club Tampa Bathhouse. It's small but ver active tho..yummy!!Hug:-PLaughing
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The Best of the Best is in Tampa, Lois Avenue and Adamo Drive. I am looking for a Gloryhole regular who goes to ABS and theatres regularly, i like to watch and see them getting sucked. in SE FL and as soon as i find furnished room will be in Tampa, if anyone knows of a furnished room for 2-4 weeks please message me.
Cock Sucking Circle
Anybody in the Tampa Bay Area want to get together? We can work together for monthly Circle sucks, Or Glory home visits. Ideally, a small group. There's got to be some guys we're couples in the Tampa Bay area interested in getting together women? Men? Couples? I really need to put my mouth and hands to good use...
Big Nipples
love em big... makes me want to latch on and just nurse n massage with my hand

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