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i am adventurous blk bi female seeking females for offline fun. i am a fun and loving person. i am only seeking someone who is serious about meeting someone for offline fun and friendship
Fun. Chillin'. Love to watch movies. Smoke. Looking for a bisexual female for friendship plus.We've never had a girl before together, and have been wanting to for the whole 5 years we've been together, but still haven't met anyone on or offline. This is our official last try online for an offline experience. Please let us know that girls who like to do couples really do exist! It's my dream....please make it cum true!!!
we're a happily married couple that are discreet and non pushy. into what feels good with mutual respect. we enjoy offline get togethers offline singles,m-f, also enjoy alternative lifestyles. not into pain, humiliation nor the like. he is 6'2, 200 #, blnd-blu, 49, well endowed with stamina. she is 5'6, 170#, blnd-blu, 50, sexy and lusty combined
I am 23 Bif I have 28 Str8 b/f he and I are looking for a single BiF for offline..I am also looking for a single blk woman to fulfill a fantasy offline for us but more for him..We are clean and fun people..We like many things..We are a couple we play as a couple..later in the future when we meet a woman and get to know her we may do one on one me and her then her and him..
we hope this finds both you & yours happy & well? W/we live in Lone Star Tx , & have many on & offline pleasures ,& would luv to chat ,& and get to know O/our friends & neighbours ,. W/we are open to all groups,mfm,fmf & 1 on 1 encounters among other pleasures , both on and offline W/we do hope you are not offended in anyway,? please remeber,that which is online,stays online unless , the choice is made to make it different look forward to chatting with you ? W/we are Tri seXual as well and open to many new and old things ,
511 198 build black brother with a big ass bank account
I saw this online just a couple of days ago. A bank robber called the bank he intended to rob to request that the tellers have the money ready for him in bags. Needless to say, when he arrived at the bank, the police were waiting for him. As Jeff Foxworthy used to say, "Here's your sign."
These spammers aren't bright usually bad grandma and spelllling catches them out!!! I got one in my normal email about some relative had died but they sent it to me 4 times throughout the day. I thought poor bloke they killed him 4 times just to make sure he was dead!!!

The bank ones I love where there has been an incorrect login to a bank account I don't have usually the company name is in lowercase and signed from bank manger. Although we hate them bank managers are usually capable of spelling there company they work for.....

Slightly off topic but thanks for keeping the site clean from one type of weirdo!!!

By the way is anyone interested in earning 40million dollers if so I need your bank details to help me release funds to bury my 12 relatives I never had!!!!!! Nah justing kidding good ole British humour
I will be traveling to Scottsdale for a conference the first weekend in April. I will be staying at the Radisson with The Mist Spa and after visiting with family and being pampered, I would like to relax with a newfound female friend. I am not good with one night stands, so I would have to feel that we have a connection before offline meeting. However, I am looking to develop an online friendship for possible offline meeting as I am in the area 2-3 times per year for 4-5 days at a time. Check out my profile and email me if you are interested .
The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: 'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....
[color:Blue][b]We wanted to say thank you to Webmasters for making it possible for us to not only meet a lot of new friends ONLINE but for making it possible to get to know them enough to meet them offline without it being to akward and scarey.
Within the last month we joined BP and have met a lot of wonderful people through here. We just took this one step farther last night and met one of the people OFFLINE. It was a new and wonderful experience for us to be able to share not only with each other as a couple but also with our very special friend as well. We look forward to making MORE friends and meeting more of the BP family offline as well. BillNPattie thank you so much for this site. Bob Love thank YOU for being the wonderful person that you are and for allowing us to become part of you circle of friends as well as playmates ;)
You allowed us to not only be exactly who we always are on or offline with one another but you also allowed us to experience what it truely means to share a part of our lives that most never see with you and You shared part of yours with us while being exactly who and what you had said you were. That is something that has been up til this point very hard for us to find. For those of you who may be new to this lifestyle or just this site...if you be who you are and be honest and open with everyone else here there is certain to be someone out there for you. Just takes getting to know them a little and then working up to the rest.
It is something very indescribable to have and hold what I experienced last night. To see the look of delight on faces and experience the thrills that was experienced was just awesome. But was more than that because we were all Comfortable with one another and trusted one another to know that at any time we could walk away. Dinner was great as well :) As it allowed for a time of talking and getting to know one another even more. Ok as i just wrote a book i will stop now :) and for those who thought you were gettin details uh uh no way no how lol
Use your better judgment...don't talk to someone for a short amount of time before you know what they are like...You are your best weapon against frauds...You ask how can you tell when someone says "I've never done this before" or "only a couple of times" - how do you determine whether or not that's true? Does this really matter? It does to some because then you don't know exactly what you are getting, but then some people don't know when to update their profiles....Preperations to take before you meet someone ...hmmm there are a few that we abide by...always carry condoms, try to meet in a public place first to get to know them "offline" know what you are getting yourself into..and best of all know your limits!! That is the killer, if you don't tell the other person what you want and or expect you will walk away unsatisfied....no one likes that...lol. Well that is my advice, if you want it take it and if you don't agree with it 100 % oh well these are my rules and I have yet to meet someone offline here or anywhere else that I didn't feel comfortable with!! Good Luck and Happy Hunting!!

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Bi-Curious Women
Looking for some fun offline WOMEN ONLY hit me up if your interested ;)
Nudist Resorts
Cape D'Agde--on the French Riviera is a nudist city. Yes, you can go naked to the post office, the bank, the grocery store, the restaurant, etc. The only clothed people there are the people who work there. yes, there is fucking and sucking on the beach in the wee hours of the morning. I don't think it's legal, but many europeans are into exhibitionism.
Sex Underwater
Folsom Lake, CA back in my married days, my ex and I were feeling a bit horny, we both wanted to do it out in the open, but with folks around even at a distance we decided to fuck in the lake. My hard young cock slipped right in as we rested up against a bank. She spread her legs open as I played with her, that experience put a smile on both our faces...
Cocaine
coke is great, lord knows i've shoveled enough up my nose, but with 50% of guys it make getting a hardon impossible. The ones that can get hard, God bless you. I basically did tons of it because it was the only way to get my ex into the swinging mood. The problem was, as soon as she came down, it was mrs. prude again... very expensive way to try to have kinky sex. Well just so you all learn from my mistakes. put that $$ you would spend on coke in the bank at simple interest. Then get a chick that likes to swing bi wise or whatever normally, and spend a fraction on a good bottle of vodka, and you'll have a fantastic nest egg in your later years. HAPPY SUCKING AND FUCKINGTO ALL.
M-M-F Threesome
:)Alright I am the female half of this couple. We have been with a few bi-males that we met on yahoo chats. This is what happen on one occasion. I chatted with this guy for awhile & we decided for him to come over. After I gave him directions to our home I got offline, took a shower, and had a stiff drink. My husband smoked some bud and took a shower. When the guy arrived I answered the door and showed him to the bedroom. I offered him a drink, he took it. We all sat and talked about what we wanted that evening. The guys got undressed and began to give one another head :-P. I was sitting in a lounge chair chilling, watching, getting wet and horny. They lick each other cock and sucked. Then my husband laid on his back and the guy put on a condom and slid into him. My husband was moaning and jerking off. I was still drinking my drink while watching. My husband then ask me to get on the bed with them. Which I did. I moved over my husband face and sat down ( I wasn't wearing any panties ) he began to eat out, while the other guy started playing with my breast. My husband stop jerking off and said for me to move down more. So the other guy stopped fucking him and continued to play with my breast and he took off the condom he had on. The guy guided my husband into my pussy and put on antoher condom then he slid inside my pussy and started to fuck me also. I moan ( kinda loudly ) to fuck me harder. They started going at me for all they were worth. My husband told the guy to get the lube off of the nightstand and to take my ass. ( Every now and then I like it rough. Not always but, sometimes it can be fun. Plus, this was like our eleventh time doing this.) He told the guy that after he put lots of lube inside my ass that he should rape that black ass. The dude ask if he was sure that was something that I would really be into. So, to prove the point my husband slapped me in the face and said that the other dude and him were going to use me like a whore and I was going to enjoy it. I came all over his cock. Then the next thing I felt was the other guy slide into my ass slowly, kinda unsure. My husband said for me to tell dude to rape me. I looked over my shoulder and said " Fuck me like the dirty slut that I am! I am your fuck toy. Use me and abuse me!" that got him going! He started slamming his cock into me. That night I got faced fucked twice ( thank goodness I don't have a gag reflex ) My husband fucked the guy in the ass while dude fucked me in the ass, there was alot of spanking going on, dude fucked my pussy hard while my husband force fed me his cock ( i like the feel of not being able to breath at times but, we usually only do this type of play when we are alone ) I deep throated dude while my husband fucked me in the ass, we fucked until they both couldn't go any longer. Dude took a shower, got dressed and left. And then my husband ate me out again and I passed out. I am the dominate one in the relationship in all other areas. So, I love being submissive whenever we enter the bedroom. And Rob takes full advantage of our playtime as well our sexual time alone! HugKissHugKiss

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You guys are doing an awesome job with this site. What a great concept! Hope to chat sometime!