LadyXandraWoohoo!!!
everyone for your posts!
However, I can't believe so many people agree on most everything that was posted here, yet there are STILL so many profiles out there with one word descriptions of themselves or have their "Ideal Meeting" being "Meet for sex".
There is so much more to people and life than sex. I will be the first one to say that sex is wonderful. However, if all you can do is fuck, why would I waste my time? Thrill me! Entertain me! Talk with me about your life and your experiences (not sexual)!
I have personally received emails from people wanting to play with only me (Ali) and not Vince. Also, the ever prevalent "Let's Cyber!" Ummm..... NO! It says VERY clearly on the front page of our profile that not only do we not play alone, but we also do not cyber at all! Oh.... I told someone one day to read our profile after I was asked to cyber with them. They emailed me back saying only "looonnnggg profile". No shit! And I bet that didn't even include our "Full Profile" lol
So yes, I know this will be kinda redundant with everyone else's posts, but here I go!
/me pulls out not only one soapbox, but several..... lol
1) One or two word descriptions of someone. Come on people! Take the few minutes to fill out a good description of yourself and your partner. It will actually not only save you time, but other's as well!
2) I can understand not having any free pics available, as well as not having face pictures outside of the Photo Pin area or the Hidden area. But please! At least have one or two uploaded that you can include in emails to people so they know who they are talking with. After all.... IF we decide to actually meet, are you gonna show up naked thinking I will recognize your dick?
3) On the same line as pictures.... Please, please, please, at least have one on your main page. And have more pictures available to show than simply your cock or pussy! Don't get me wrong, I love looking at cock and pussy pics, but try to get more of the body in there next time. Or am I to assume that your cock/pussy has a mind of its own and is the one that has created the profile on BP here without your knowledge? If you don't want your face shown, then cut or scratch it out (using a photo editor, I am not suggesting that you damage your pictures). But lets see the whole package! Everyone on the planet has different definitions of what "Curvy" or "Proportionate" means. So please, lets see that wonderful body that is attached to that cock or pussy!
4) People who TYPE ALL IN CAPS in their profiles. Or people who tHiNk iT Is CoOl tO tYpE like that. How about using numb3rs or abbreviations, or even worse, chat lingo? "wats up? l3ts scr3w im hawt and wnt to fuk u sum tym" ..... We are adults on this site, right? In chat, you need to be able to keep up with the conversation, so shortcuts here and there are okay. (k ppl?) And this includes emails and forum posts too. You have the time to write properly, so take it.
5) People I do not know wanting to know my Photo Pin number. Umm, hello? Do I know you? Look, everyone who knows me (Ali) knows that I love to show off. But I usually know WHO I am showing off too. I do NOT want to be someone I don't even know, jack off material. That is why I took all of our "racy" pics and put them behind photo pin. You want to see them? Get to know me first.
6) People "saying" that they read our profile, but then go on to ask something that we fully explained IN our profile! Omg! (Yes I know, chat lingo.... and I also use "btw" "lol" and "pics".... but I am talking excessive everyone) People can't have that short of memories, can they?
7) People who list themselves as "Single", but who are in a relationship with someone. Okay, there are people here who are interested in friends only, so it doesn't matter if they list a partner. I am talking about people actively looking for a "playmate" to screw around with. If you're in a relationship, then say so. I know some people on here who choose to list themselves as single for personal reasons, and I can understand that. Just don't expect me or my husband to help you cheat on your partner.
8) People who type gibberish in their profile. I have seen this! Again, we are all adults here!
9) And once again, people who do not fill out their profile fully. It doesn't take that long guys. If I am to be interested in you, I want to know all I can about you. What color of hair do you have? What are your interests and hobbies? (and I don't mean just sex, although that would help too) What things are you NOT interested in or looking for? How am I supposed to know that when you say that you are interested in couples, you mean you want energetic, kinky, "lets all quickly fuck in this park" type of couples?
10) "Up for anything"...... Anything? Really? You're up for being forced to fuck animals and then being set on fire? lol Come on! Your version of "Anything" or "Everything" may be quite a bit different than someone else's. And no, I am not into the above statement myself. Just making a point people! lol
11) Honesty!! I am serious people. If me and Vince show up to meet someone, and instead of a hot 20 year old woman, we find a 60 something, overweight man thinking he can screw me..... Well, lets just say that it won't end well for the guy. Same goes for anything else. If you say that the picture you show everyone is you, and when we meet, the picture we have all seen turns out to be you 20 years ago. I think we would notice that. Don't ya think?
12) Last (for now
) but certainly not least, bad spelling, bad grammar, and run on sentences. I know my husband is very bad for this himself and it bothers me to no end. So I usually end up going back into his posts and editing them. lol If you are going to take the time to post something or write to someone, you want them to understand you, right? I don't want to be left wondering what a person meant or risk getting offended by something someone says cause they said the wrong thing or spelled it very horribly.
One more thing I thought I should mention. This isn't something that bothers me exactly, but I know others may not understand. I hate the whole "email game" that I find some members do. If I send you an email asking you a question, and you respond back, I got my answer. Do we really need to play the whole "who sends the last email" game? I know this site keeps track of how many emails you have not replied to, but if a subject has ended, it's ended. I do not feel the need to reply to every single email I get. Nor do I often reply right away. Now, I am not talking about people who send me a "Hi! How you are you?" email. Those I do often send a reply back. But if I email someone saying "Goodnight", then they email back with the same thing, should I be compelled to email them back saying goodnight again? Where does it end?
Okay, okay. I think I am done for now. As people who have got to know me know, I am blunt and straight forward. And I am sure that I have forgotten a few things that pisses me off/turns me off about profiles. But, I will get off my soapboxes now and let this be posted. Now, I seriously do hope that people (especially newbies) read this and maybe, perhaps, by some unknown miracle reason, actually listens and changes their profile, then I will be a happy woman.
Well, good night folks and
for listening.... lol
Peace
s and
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Ali aka Saylenia
"If I wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless."
"If you want to win the lottery, buy a ticket."