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JSTS17
Hello! We are looking for a nice, kind, considerate female to become a member of our relationship. She will be treated as a member of the family and participate in all kinds of family outings and get togethers when we have them. Be both love to bowl, play Nintendo, card, swim, and go to the movies. Tami loves to go horseback riding while James enjoys bike riding.
sweetestkiss707
We are a family that is happy but feels we are missing something. We do not want a one night stand, we are looking for a new lifestyle. One that includes a third member to our family. We are very giving and loving people that feel that you only have one life to live so you must live it to the fullest.
Niggerbull777
My name is Kevin from sudbury and I am a nudist polygamous man and I was raised by my mother in a nudist polygamous family in Brazil since I was born and I am looking for people to be a member of my family and my nudist lifestyle fucking
phdpablo
I am an outgoing person who try's to not get caught up in any stereotypes. I like to let people feel and act the way they want to, and I wish the same for my self. I do get caught up feeling shy but I try to always just do what feels right and not be reserved.
gregmora2000
looking for some one to have fun with talk to and maybe meet !! This is all new to me..but,I thought it would be fun to try.. I love going out and meeting new friends..I'm a fun loving person,who enjoys almost anything, and I'm very family oriented. I'm known as "The Creative One" in our family. I love to be around people and being to make others smile. I am rarely ever caught without a smile on my face. I like to think of myself as a hard worker but I have to admit that I tend to procrastinate. I tend to put others before myself which can create problems but at least I can say that I am not selfish ,
Wilson4fun
Married couple looking for another member to join our fun family. looking for a good time and someone that is looking for both a man and woman in their life
preston74
My mom caught me masturbating in my bed one just closed the door and left not saying a word.
Second time I was caught by my wife while I was masturbating with a guy on-line. That was the beginning of the end of my marriage!
alexiswcd
I never got caught masturbating when younger or even now and never got caught having sex with a girl or my wife but in the past years I have been caught several times having sex with other guys,, my wife caught me under a guy in the bed so did my daughter and been caught by a friend as a mutual friend of ours was taking me outside in a park on the picnic table..
Billy4fun2
OMG!! I have been caught countless times masturbating, by a stepsister or 2, Stepmom a couple of them, neighbor boy has caught me numerous times, neighborhood girls have caught me, on an average I masturbate at least once a day except on those days I am super horny then 2 maybe 3 times a day. I have been caught by strangers, friends. Been caught having sex in a mall, at a carwash, in a restaurant, Oh and on an elevator once.
Blugrassbi
I was caught the masturbating first time I can remember about age 5 by my Mom. She beat me pretty good over that so was more careful.

Was caught by a neighbor girl and I were caught by her Mom at 14.

Those were the ones I remember most.
oo7dot
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member:   "I am calling to tell you she died back in January."

Citibank :  "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Family Member : "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."

Citibank : "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

Family Member : "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Citibank : "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"

Family Member : "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Citibank: "Excuse me?"

Family Member : "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?"

Citibank : "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone :

Family Member : "I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance."

Citibank : "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply." 

Family Member : "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

Citibank : (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"

Family Member : "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info was given)  

Citibank:  "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Family Member : "Sure." (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank : "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help."

Family Member : "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care."

Citibank:  "Well, the late fees and charges will still apply."

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member : "Would you like her new billing address?"

Citibank : "That might help..."

Family Member :  "Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."

Citibank : "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Family Member : "And what do you do with dead people on your planet???"

"Priceless!!&quot ;

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AwakenedPleaser
Ive been caught masturbating solo as kid by my mom, got caught in a 69 by my mom as a teenager ( bedroom was in the basement). Mom again but with my girlfriend on several occasions again in my room

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LadyXandraFamily
For me, this interest means more of a persons family being important to them. To each their own, but I woundn't want to do anything with a family member. I just think that holding you're family close to you and respecting them is very important. Peace and Hugs Ali
chillywillySex With Male Cousins
two of my older cousins caught me masturbating in a garage with some sex magazines, and they convinced me to suck their cocks (or they said they'd tell on me) so I sucked one and when he came, I Loved the taste so I willingly sucked off the other one till he came in my mouth, too. After that, I would suck them off anytime they asked me to. It lasted for years, until My family moved away from there. I have met up with one or the other over the ears and sucked them off when it was possible. :)
BillySue32605Gay Incest
I was able to have sex with an older cousin of mine while I was still a teenager after he caught me and my best friend having Sex one day and it actually turned out great for me. As he and I would share a bedroom and often spent a lot of time alone together when his family would visit my family during the summer. We would often sneak into the woods behind my house or down to the stream where we would engage in Blowjobl or Anal Sex whenever we wanted too...
searchinbbGay Incest
If anyone has gotten in on with a family member willing. I would like to hear what was like
4nickateCaught Masturbating
My first time getting caught masturbating I was 12 and it was at school. They called my moms work and she had to come and get me. After the 5 time she said do what ever you have to do but I am not missing work anymore over this I can't stop him. But I had also been caught giving head too. I got off know every body was talking about me. I know I was a sick puppy. Now I am just a sick old dog.
Indyguy60Caught Naked
i got caught naked a couple of times while masturbating...once while cumming...it was "exciting"...it was kind of "humiliating" as well....an added bonus...but i did not realise this until after being caught naked and compromised....amber

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