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haymaker	A single male hard working farmer, I am looking for good time in which everyone has fun. Sexual I would have a say i am a newbie. My best trait is that a lot to make sure everyone invovled has a good time me included. Being a farmer I have Farners tan that starts at the shirts sleeves well the rest of me is as white as a ghost. Send Mail IM
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oo7dot	Yes Sweetheart, WE all love a real farm girl! Damn, think of the thousands of stories about the traveling salesman, or the guy who's car broke-down & the farmer's daughter and or his wife, Everyone loves a farm-girl!;) Hugs & Kisses With Lots of Love D i c k:) Send Mail IM
heywood_jablome	I heard a story on a LA radio show called "LoveLine", which is a relationship talk show. Anyway, "Dr. Drew" tells this story every now and then about Winston Churchill and his wife. Back then farming was a national attraction. Mrs. Churchill went to visit a chicken farm and the farmer showed her his prize rooster. The farmer claimed it copulates 100 times a day. Mrs. Churchhill ask the farmer to "be sure to tell the president about the rooster the next day". The next day, President Winton Churchill was at the farm and the farmer again pointed out his prize rooster. The farmer told the president that is rooster copulates 100 times a day and the President ask "With the SAME CHICKEN?"... You see it's not you. It's just a guy thing to fantazise about other women and sex. Watching porn is the variety he looks for in life, but as long as he "eats at home" you should have nothing to worry about. Remember everything taste like chicken. Send Mail IM
Lionessa	A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town.” "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” "No, he went with Mom and Dad.” The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself. When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.” "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, No, "I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”. The boy thought for a says "you'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard." Send Mail IM
Lionessa	A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town.” "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” "No, he went with Mom and Dad.” The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself. When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.” "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, No, "I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”. The boy thought for a minute, and says "you'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $50 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard." Send Mail IM
farmmgirl2	A salesman was traveling through the country side selling "Bug Spray". He came to a farm house and tried his pitch on the farmer..Sir my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again , I guarantee it ! The farmer was dubious, Young man I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield "Buck Naked " covered with that there bug spray. And if there is not one Single bite on you come mornin, I'll buy a whole case from you. The salesman was delighted. So they went out to the cornfield and he stripped out of all his clothes.The farmer sprayed him all over with the bug spray, and tied him to to a stake. The next mornin the farmer went out to the cornfield, Sure enough the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, Not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck pale , ghastly, haggard, and drawn...But not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed, Son he said you don't have one bite on you, But you look like hell ! What the devil happened ? The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked. For crying out loud, Doesn't that there calf have a mother ? ! ! ! Moo... Send Mail IM
tnfuncuple	This old farmer in Tennessee had a Rooster,his name was Booster. He was the horniest Rooster the farmer had ever seen...So one day the farmer decieded to mess with old Booster,,,He jumped in his truck and drove to a nearby town . There was a huge chicken farm located there,so the farmer went up and bought 30 healthy chickens...,loaded them in his truck and took them back home to his farm...When he pulled in the driveway old Booster was perched up on a fencepost sleeping til he heard the chickens cluckin. Then he was wide awake,,The farmer unloaded all the chickens and told Booster, leave my damn chickens alone ,you horny bastard ...So the farmer went inside ate supper,and went to sleep....The next morning he heard Booster start crowing at sun-up as usual,so he walked outside to feed his new chickens,but he started seeing dead chickens laying all over the place. The farmer starting counting chickens and sure enough there was 30 dead chickens laying all around the barnyard .He looked over at Booster and he was struting around,pecker sticking straight up,laughing...He said damn you Booster,you old Bastard,you done screwed everyone of my new chickens to death ...Booster was just snickering and struting around..So the farmer jumped in his truck,drove back to the huge chicken farm in the nearby town and bought 100 chickens,,,loaded them up and headed for home,,thinking I'll show his little ass this time ,he might screw me outta 30 chickens but lets see if he can take on 100....The farmer gets home,unloads all the chickens gives Booster a dirty look and heads in the house..eats supper and falls asleep..The next morning he walks outside and looked,,,started seeing dead chickens every few feet ..as he was counting chickens he heard some squaking noises up in the air and noticed several big hawks and buzzards flying around,,,as he continued to count he was cussing at Booster,,when he rounded the barn still counting dead chickens,,he looked over and there was Booster laying flat on his back,wings spread wide open Dead ...The farmer started laughing jumping up and down yelling I knew it...I knew it,,I knew you couldn't take on 100 chickens a live to tell about it you old Horny Bastard you. About that time he heard a noise,,and Booster done raised up ,had a finger up to his lip and said shhhhhhh,would you shut the hell up ... Before You Scare One Of Them Damn Hawks Away Send Mail IM

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