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Husband Takes Cucumber Up His Ass

Husband Takes Cucumber Up His Ass on Bisexual Playground
MamiEsLoca
We are a very open and sexual couple. My husband is not at all looking to join. We are interested in finding me a playmate, my husband is in the military and is gone for long periods of time. We would like a women that is willing to give as much as she takes, someone who is genuine, doesn't play games and who takes care of themselves on the inside as well as out. (I am interested in ONLY women.)
esouth
i,m 510 170lbs.brownhair and eyes i try to stay in shape i enjoy moat forms of sex i love solfness of a womon and the hardness of a man would love to be with a couple doing both sucking both i would to eat a fresh fucked pussy then lick the guy the guy clean i have a virgen ass never a dick back back there only a small cucumber would like to try a nice size one a single guy is ok also as for my wife she , sexy but takes it slow
lookb4uleap
I'm as cool as a cucumber
babycakes8809
My husband and i have been married for three years now. I am what most would consider Bi-Curious. My husband is strictly stright and only into his wife, his only intrest is to watch occastionaly. We are very fun out going people and are considering starting a family so i would like to have my fun befor that takes place.
BadBeats
Mature physically fit and kool as a cucumber.
ginanhubby
happily married , always been with girls like to have fun, very careful. very much would like to bring another women into the picture. My husband is ok with it for me but he is a little scared!! I am 5 ft 2 123 pounds light brown hair and eyes a size 4-5 and a 34c. my husband is very nice to look at great body takes good care of himself, work out together. and is without a doubt hung like a horse.
Lionessa
A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says

to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big,
fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."

So the cucumber says, "yeah, you think that is bad, whenever I get
big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."

So the penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says,
"You think that your life is tough?! Whenever I get big, fat and
juicy they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly
room, and make me do push ups until I throw up!"
kdance00
Hi, I live in the Denver area. My husband and I have a fantasy having 2 women sucking on my husband's dick and sucking on me as well. I have never been with a woman before, and would love to have a first time. I just want this to be a fun friendship and where we could continue meeting if it turns out well. I would like to become friends first and then see where it takes us. I am putting a couple of pictures of me in here. Husband has brown hair, 6 foot, about 170 lbs, very friendly and charismatic. If interested, you may may email me at . I do want this to be a surprise to the husband. Thanks all.
MsWannalickU
I am part of the club as well...Kiss I am an avid squirter and my husband loves to be soaked. Sassy...just keep working on it...the more you practice the better you will get!!! It mostly takes hitting the right spot but I can also do on command....It excites me and pleases my husband!
Wrightbondrachel
The girth the shape three kinds are cucumber! The banana! Or the pickle! Cucumber nice gets the job done pickle nice for a tickle! But a banana has the power of the g spot! Definately the shape not so much the size!
Crystalized_Tears4
Not A Joke But Thought It Worth Sharing

Cop on the take

First he takes ... The oath.

Now look at what else he takes:

He takes ... it in stride when people call him pig.
He takes ... his lousy pay check realizing he'll never be rich.
He takes ... a second job sometimes to make ends meet and support
his family.
He takes ... time to stop and talk to children.
He takes ... your verbal abuse while giving you a ticket you really
deserved.
He takes ... on creeps you would be afraid to even look at.
He takes ... time away from his family to keep you safe.
He takes ... your injured child to the hospital.
He takes ... the graveyard shift without complaint because it's his
turn.
He takes ... his life into his hands daily.
He takes ... you home when your car breaks down.
He takes ... time to explain why both your headlights have to work.
He takes ... the job no one else wants -- telling you a loved one
has died.
He takes ... criminals to jail.
He takes ... in sights that would make you cry.
Sometimes he cries too, but he takes it anyway because someone
has to.
He takes ... memories to bed each night that you couldn't bear for
even one day.
He takes ... time to explain to his family why he can't make the
ball game his child is in and why he has to work on the
holiday when other parents are off.
Sometimes ... he takes a bullet.
And yes... occasionally ... he may take a free cup of coffee.
If he is lucky ... he takes retirement.

Then one day he pays for all he has taken ...and hopefully... God takes him.

Written by Texas Police Officer as a tribute to his late brother...
A Police Officer who died from injuries suffered in an on-duty auto accident in Lubbock,Texas- July 2001.
Delilah
Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you loved me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, yes that's fine.
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
yourself.

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MichelmayerPenetration With Strange Objects
I love a big cucumber in my ass
BillySue32605Penetration With Strange Objects
I have also used a variety of crazy stuff to please myself anally, but I have to say that besides using a butt plug or large dildo. My favorite object to use is would have to be a cucumber... ;)
electricman1161Men Fucking Men While Women Watch
i love watching a woman finger herself watching me and her husband/bf play with each other. it's even hotter when she takes charge and tells us what to do.
archerCooking With Cum
SOUNDS INTERESTING....I TALKED 2 A GIRL WHO TOLD ME SHE MASTURBATED WITH A CUCUMBER SLICED IT UP AND ATE IT..I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OR WHEN YOU EAT IT'S STILL FREAKY.MIGHT HAVE TO TRY IT MIXED WITH SEMEN...:)
grumpy_bear87x2 Girls 1 Guy
Heya there females! My man and I are searching day in and day out for that right lady to take care of our "special" needs.. If you feel gutsy and have what it takes to make me and my husband satisfied, hit me up!!!! :-P
thirstylipz1Object Insertions
When I am super horny and have to masturbate, I too grab the first thing I can find and just use the hell out of it. Recently, I have tried food like cucumber and banana in my hot wet pussy. The banana feels glorious.

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