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I'm a lonely married man who cannot get sucked nor can I find anyone to suck. I'm 74, a retired police officer for many years now. My wife is a good woman but she will not suck me and I need it. I sucked my first when I was 14 and sucked a few before I met my wife 8 years ago. She knows about my past but would surely get pissed if she knew I was looking again. But I really am in the mood for sucking and being sucked. Needless to say I must be discreet.
we are a unique couple, I am a former Marine who just happens to be a Wiccan priest I like sci-fi, computers 420 and poetry. Angie on the other hand likes Horror films, puzzles dancing and other women. we both like to play cards and she is Wiccan too
swm, old guy with a big uncut cock that he loves to get sucked by anyone that loves to suck. I only get sucked, no reciprocation. Looking for those who have sucked hundreds of cock and get their pleasure sucking. I'm not ugly but not a pretty boy for sure. Please only expert cocksuckers only.
Old fat white man, mid 60's, orally bi curious. Sucked and was sucked by a friend when we were about 12-14. Was sucked once about 15 years ago in public bathroom but did not suck back. Been very curious over the past several years, and it's getting worse.
6', 180 lbs, bl,blue, in decent shape. . Unfortunately, my dink doesn't get fully erect, so giving anal isn't probable, though I don't know what would happen to someone with oral superpowers 😍. Might take a while to cum but I always do (jacking off) eventually.. My fantasy thing would be to be forced to confess my sins and have to atone by sucking one priest's cock while another thrust inside me, or to get in someone's car and be taken to a seminary and forced to do bad things..

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'

The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'


The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'

To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation
and tasted a ham sandwich.'

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it still a
requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'

The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'

The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of
the flesh?' With a woman.The priest replied, 'Yes, Rabbi, on one
occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five
minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the fuck out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?
The strangest place I've ever had sex was in the Rectory of the chuch...I met this priest and we made plans to spend some "Quality" time together...He forgot to tell me that he was a priest.

When we played it was like all the saints eyes were watching the two of us...
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father ..... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."

"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, "That was ...a very long time ago ....!! .....and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?''
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

"Father," he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."

The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys."

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months."

This time, the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood, " the sinner replied.

"Very well," sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall,voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart.... just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."

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This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it,"
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making
a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there
stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would
like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
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A lady goes to her priest one day & tells him:
''Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.''

"What do they say?" the priest asked.
They say, ''Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?''
''That's obscene!'' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment......
"You know,'' he said, ''I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...
Bring your two parrots over to my house, & we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, & your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.''
''Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.''

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads & praying...
Impressed, She walked over & placed her parrots in the cage with them...

After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence...

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot & says...
'Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered !!!

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Cousins & Brothers
Back a number of years ago I had a cousin who I sucked off numerous times. He sucked me several times as well. It started by accident on a sleepover with my brother and cousins. They stayed at our house and one night I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back my one cousin was rubbing his crotch...the other two were asleep. I thought I must help him so I touched his cock. He was a bit startled but didn't object. I kept rubbing his dick though his pants until I thought I'ld be real brave and put my mouth over his bulging pants. I thought he'ld probably push me away or something but he didn't and I kept on undoing his pants and pulling out his very hard cock. I had sucked cock before but don't think he had been sucked before that. I sucked his cock in my mouth and went all the way down till my nose was buried in his pubic hair. I swallowed a couple times then went up and down on his cock until he shot his load in my eagerly awaiting mouth then swallowed it. One of the others started to move so we quickly went back to sleep. The next day I got him in the barn and got his cock out again and sucked it, licked it, sucked and licked his balls, and sucked his cock dry again. I asked him if he wanted to try sucking mine and he said he hadn't done that before but would try. He took my cock in his hand and started to lick it then took it in his mouth and sucked it down all the way. He sure sucked it like he had sucked cock before. He sucked my rock hard cock dry. He sucked me several more times over the next few years and I sucked him a lot more over the same period...a long time ago.:(
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