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Wife Catches Husband Riding Her Dildo

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Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you loved me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you loved me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, yes that's fine.
Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it
yourself.
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver.

It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees.

They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed – and there his wife lies in bed with another man!

Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the man's head. Just then, his wife yells "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!…"

- HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.

- HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.

- HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.

- HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat.

- HE paid for your country club membership,
and and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger,
he looks over at the taxi driver and asks "What should I do?"

The taxi driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."


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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus...so shut up."
A husband and his wife who have been married for 20 years,Were doing some yard work.The husband was hard at working on cleaning the bbq grill.While the wife was bending over weeding some flowers.
The husband say's to his wife "Whow your rear end is almost as wide as this grill !" The wife just ignores the remark.
Well later that night in bed the husband is feeling a little frisky,as he tries to touch his wife she calmly responds. "If you think that I am going to fire up this wide grill for just one little "Weiner" you are sadly mistaken !.
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Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?

A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?

A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass

Q: What makes a happy man?

A : Daughter on the cover of Vogue; Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated; Mistress on the cover of Playboy; and Wife on the cover of Missing Persons

Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own

Q: What's common betwen men and video?

A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward.. .backward....forward... stop and eject

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:

Beautiful,

Responsible,

Energetic,

Adorable,

Sweet,

Truthful

Self-Organised

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Q: Who is a gynaecolgist ?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure

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Dildos
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Couple With Crossdressing Husband
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Suck My Husband's Dick While Watch Fully Dressed
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Men That Want To Be Fucked In The Ass
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Getting Caught
Got caught by my old room mates girlfriend while riding a huge dildo and jerking my dick.
Dildos
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