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JSTS17
Hello! We are looking for a nice, kind, considerate female to become a member of our relationship. She will be treated as a member of the family and participate in all kinds of family outings and get togethers when we have them. Be both love to bowl, play Nintendo, card, swim, and go to the movies. Tami loves to go horseback riding while James enjoys bike riding.
sweetestkiss707
We are a family that is happy but feels we are missing something. We do not want a one night stand, we are looking for a new lifestyle. One that includes a third member to our family. We are very giving and loving people that feel that you only have one life to live so you must live it to the fullest.
Wiggy5813
Average built, in shape married family man. Looking for someone who enjoys jerking off together, frotting and oral.
Niggerbull777
My name is Kevin from sudbury and I am a nudist polygamous man and I was raised by my mother in a nudist polygamous family in Brazil since I was born and I am looking for people to be a member of my family and my nudist lifestyle fucking
phdpablo
I am an outgoing person who try's to not get caught up in any stereotypes. I like to let people feel and act the way they want to, and I wish the same for my self. I do get caught up feeling shy but I try to always just do what feels right and not be reserved.
Halewilli
6'4", 230, mod hairy, 6+ cut, usually big loads, like jerking with a buddy amd mutual jerking watching porn.
lancwe
my sister caught me jerking off I was 13 she was 16. She offered to finish me so I let her. we had jerking off sessions weekly for yrs
oo7dot
Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member:   "I am calling to tell you she died back in January."

Citibank :  "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Family Member : "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."

Citibank : "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

Family Member : "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Citibank : "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"

Family Member : "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Citibank: "Excuse me?"

Family Member : "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?"

Citibank : "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."

Supervisor gets on the phone :

Family Member : "I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance."

Citibank : "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply." 

Family Member : "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

Citibank : (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"

Family Member : "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info was given)  

Citibank:  "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Family Member : "Sure." (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank : "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help."

Family Member : "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care."

Citibank:  "Well, the late fees and charges will still apply."

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member : "Would you like her new billing address?"

Citibank : "That might help..."

Family Member :  "Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."

Citibank : "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Family Member : "And what do you do with dead people on your planet???"

"Priceless!!&quot ;

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jergs
Glad BillnPattie caught the cruel dude who started this mess! The response, though, has been such a wonderful thing to read. I'm really proud to be a member of this family.
1Rubinesque1
Willy,

I heard about you losing Chico from another member. Losing several "family members" myself, I know what it feels like. He was your little buddy and confidant for many years. Remember the happy times with him and give Taco an extra ear scratch when you can. You never know...another furry family member might squeeze his way into your heart and add to your family.

Hug
Lisa
Minime111
I have been caught by my friends and my stepmom caught me jerking off
Minkus
I was 16 and my 17 yr. old brother caught me Jerking off. I was so scared that he would tell my Mom. He said he would not tell.
About a month later it was a Saturday night I was asleep and felt some one touching me. I looked at him and tried to push his hand away. He reminded me of he caught me doing and was going to tell my Mom. He told me that what he was going to do would feel 10X better than jerking off. so I let him suck on me. OMG I loved it. The next morning I found a $20.00 bill on my dresser

I think almost every Saturday night my brother would come home smelling of beer and always "stopped" in to sucked me off. He always left me a $20.00 dollar bill. A lot of money to a 16 yr. old boy back in the early 70's. What 16 boy had $80.00 a month?

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LadyXandraFamily
For me, this interest means more of a persons family being important to them. To each their own, but I woundn't want to do anything with a family member. I just think that holding you're family close to you and respecting them is very important. Peace and Hugs Ali
bidad1962Caught By Family Member
Both my kids live with me. One of ea. Ive been caught jerking off by both a few times and lets just say they were curious about it. I've been caught with my daughters panties too.
BillySue32605Gay Incest
I was able to have sex with an older cousin of mine while I was still a teenager after he caught me and my best friend having Sex one day and it actually turned out great for me. As he and I would share a bedroom and often spent a lot of time alone together when his family would visit my family during the summer. We would often sneak into the woods behind my house or down to the stream where we would engage in Blowjobl or Anal Sex whenever we wanted too...
searchinbbGay Incest
If anyone has gotten in on with a family member willing. I would like to hear what was like
danden1Getting Caught
was caught by my sister jerking off we fuck til she married
ocstrapGetting Caught
Got caught by my old room mates girlfriend while riding a huge dildo and jerking my dick.

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