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Middle age bi-sexual man who enjoys both men and women. I love a vagina and penis, I believe they are the two most beautiful parts of the human body. I enjoy mmf and fmf threesomes and have been involved with both.I especially enjoy being with a couple that's very much in love.I have provided oral to both a man and women switching back and forth from the penis to the vagina while the couple kissed and cuddled. While I am licking the vagina I was rubbing and massaging the penis, then while I suck the penis, I rub the vagina. I do this to completion of both. Then the couple with both oral myself to completion.
I knew a while back ago that I was gay? I think human penis on a man is the most attractive Oregon there is I just want
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I'm a film artist living in California. Identify as gay and want to explore my own sexuality more. I find it restricting having all these "labels" for gay, bi, straight bla bla bla... I'm a human interested in exploring and participating in human sexual activities with all kinds of other human beings.
Average guy, good morals. clean well groomed, healthy love the human body, both woman & mens, have a fantasy about large penis, hairy pussy
56/ SINGLE MAN SEEKING TO BE TOUGHT/ NEVER BEEN MARRIED I SAW A FOMER MISSTRESS 17 YEARS AGO AND NOW I NEED TO BE RE-TOUGHT/ MY LAST MISSTRESSED SHAVED MY PENIS BALD/ SMOOTH 17 YEARS AGO AND NOW I STILL KEEP MY PENIS BALD/ MY PENIS ON THE SMALLER SIDE/ MY LAST MISTRSS LIKE TO GIVE ME A GOLDEN SHOWER SHE WANTED ME TO KEEP MT MOUTH OPEN/ SHE USED A PENIS PUMP ON ME/ SHE HAD ME STAND IN THE CONER AND SHE BROUGHT IB HER FRIENDS TO SHOW OFF HER NEW SEX TOY TO HER FRIENDS....THEY LAUGH AT ME/ SPANKED MY PENIS TIL RED/ FACE AND BUTT NOW IT HAS BEEN YEARS NOW AND I NEED DISAPLEAN AGAIN.......I MASTERBARE ONCE A DAY
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Body Statistical Facts



It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.



Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.
Hell, you think its bad there? Try finding a nice bi (human) partner up here in Montana......
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Mr Happy Penis Snowball
Hey Steve,

You are right to a point. Size really dosent matter. There are some people that it really maters to but not as many as youd think. When it does its more girth you want not length. From every thing I read size maters more to men then it does women. Specifically the guy with the penis. Youve got a mouth and hands use them. Even if the little guy cant get the job done for her his friends can.

Heres some penis facts I got from the ball trimmer site.

On Cock size...
6" & below 75% of all males
7" 15% of all males
8" 3% of all males
9" only 2 in 1000 men
10" less than 1 in 10,000 men
11" less than 5000 in the whole world
The average testicle size is 2.5" long by 1.25" wide...
The human male has the largest penis (proportional to body) of all bipeds.
During WWII there were 9 documented cases of men with 3 testicles

Hers something to think about the next time your in court...
To "Testify" was based on men at the Roman Court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
I love sucking a Small Penis!! So much like a clit I’m getting hard and horny just looking at all these Amazing tiny Cocks!! I want your balls and penis in my mouth as you cum!! Can’t get enough of a smaller Penis to worship!! My Wife has a penis size clit, love it mmmmmm
wow never sucked or fucked a dick but that sounds awesome like no where to run and becum a human Chinese penis trap and would it be awesome or hell if it was bbc (too big)🙄😍maybe too much porn😂😂but fucking hot liveturide so do u live at that glory hole now😂😂

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Micropenis
Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7 cm (2.75 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in). The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males.
Pee Hole Insertion
I am thinking of wearing a prince's wand that wraps around the penis head. Any thoughts on this, I'm just not sure that I want to pierce my penis to insert a wand permanently. Please give me thought on this. I hope I will be able to make my penis hard and keep it that way.
Jack Off Buddy
It would be nice to have a jack off buddy in my area i have a nice sweet penis i masturbate every day i love dicks & dick heads my dream is to have a man's penis in my hand & lick the head run my tongue up & down his gorgeous looking penis lick his balls lost all of my right leg when i was five i have a prosthetic leg right now I'm in a wheelchair all the time
Libertarianism
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." – P.J. O'Rourke
Dirty E-mails
I was walking down the asle of the adult theater, there where men in there, walked in where the seats where, there was lots of empty seats, but I took one right by a guy, and sat down. The movie was showing a young 18 year old sucking a dirty old naked mans huge penis, the young man was dripping saliva as he sucked the penis. Something in the movie caused everyone to laugh, I threw up my arms up but let one hand land into the lap of the guy sitting next to me, I actted like nothing happened, just kept watching the movie, but I could tell he turned and looked at me, but he did not remove my hand. Still looking at the movie I began to move my hand around till I found the bulge, I could tell his penis was beer can fat. He looked at me but said nothing, so I proceeded to feel his penis, moving down, and down, and fuck'n down! This guy was a fucking horse! I moved to his almost apple sized penis head, and massaged it for a long time, his pants turned sopping wet. I got out of my chair and moved down in the darkness into between his legs and unzipped his pants, and reached in and grabbed his hot bloated flesh, and pulled out his penis. I took his penis head into my mouth and began a regimen of prolonged cock sucking. He had a river of precum, and then sucked out his endless milk and swallowed every drop! He told me he had a place nearby, we went there and got naked and did vulgar lewdness together, too flithy to talk about!
Cock Worship
Every man, has some form of cock worship, be it penis envy or penis desire. To suck a cock, or that hidden fantasy for a huge cock, to fuck your wife.

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