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African American female interested in clothes and collecting little sheep figures
well i'm a blonde hair green eyes guy,160lbs,7 1/2" cut vary clean and fun.i'm seeking a few friends to get together with on a regular bassis if it turns out to be fun.i really enjoy reading stories of men and woman fucking but the woman ends up fucking the guy well him jams her friend or two have two men working on me at once i'm a really horny guy with lots to explore.i am up for just about anything except pain i may even be into try'en that but have never done it.i would also be into group sex as well.
Im from glossop, theres not much up here else sheep.
Female situation: I am looking for someone, a female to be with while my boyfriend watches. Maybe touches her, no kissing her, no fucking her, she can give him a BJ, and touch him but NO KISSING and NO FUCKING. NO HOOKING UP A SECOND TIME, NO TEXTING MY BOYFRIEND AND TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH HIM IN ANYWAY, OR ON THE SIDE. THIS IS FOR HIM TO WATCH ME WITH ANOTHER FEMALE AND GET A BJ FROM HER. SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY WHO KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW RULES!
Very shy and not very outgoing but I just love fucking and sucking males and females, especially couples. I want to get more outgoing, hopefully these stories help
I once had a sheep in my back yard,
who was soo soft and never got hard
but my sheep was sad, lonely and blue,
so I told the sheep just what to do
so the sheep joined the BP site,
and geuss what happend that very night
my sheep got horny and met a guy,
and my sheep ran away and made me cry
I got a post card from my sheep,
and as I read it, I started to weep
It said "I have found a new love now,
he rubs my wool and moo's like a Cow"
I think of my sheep form time to time,
But what Billy did, is considerd a crime


LaughingHugKiss Billy and Christy
Love ya's
Blu
Ok this reminds me of a guy at work we always make fun of him for having a picture of a sheep at his desk.

54 Reasons To Prefer Sheep




Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.

You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.

Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.

Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.

Nuttin' beats mutton!

Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.

Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.

Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.

Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.

No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe.

Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.

Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up.

Sheep won't ask if you're gay, when you can't get it up for the second time.

Sheep never insist on eating out.

You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson.

Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.

Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.

Sheep don't get moody once a month.

You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth.

A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay.

A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.

A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.

A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.

A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.

A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay

A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup.

A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.

A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator.

A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom.

A sheep will never sue you for palimony.

A sheep won't care if you screw her sister.

A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is.

A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing.

A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can.

Sheep never have a headache.

A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill.

A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.

A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons.

Sheep grow their own fur coats.

A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football.

Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend.

A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.

Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex.

A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.

A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator.

A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.

A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom.

Sheep are "ram tough".

A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, or open beer bottles with your teeth.

Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on.

Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning.

Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck.

A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake up the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, or she's not drunk enough to enjoy it.

A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber.
Update:
We were fortunate enough to get this rare photo of Billy as a child, to better understand where this sheep fetish stims from. Here he is at age 5 wearing his pink poke a dot helmet at the local Sheep Rodeo. WARNING!!! This may be disturbing!
Stay tuned for further updates.
what I wanna know is when did everyong sneak these pics of me? was I busy with the lone sheep in the mask and did not see? I do not remember the last pic from Dan, it musta been a crown royal night and sheep shears lol HugKiss and big baaaa

Billy
A Huge Huge Huge HappyBirthday to you Billy the mooster and many many more to follow!

Sheep Sheep Sheep Sheep Bat..where did that come from? LOL

Hugs Kisses n lots of Love!

Teresa
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock,Little bo peep was sucking his cock,as soon as he came she started to weep,She knew by the taste he had been fucking her sheep.............Sheep

Interests:

Bonus Bunny
thinks the bunny was talking to the sheep and got skeered and ran off...oh thanks Billy dang :)Flower
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